prokopetz
prokopetz

Honestly, the best thing about Hornet is that she’s basically a particularly intense nine-year-old girl’s first OC played utterly straight. She’s a princess and she’s a knight. She has three moms, and all of them have committed war crimes. She’s half mortal, half god, and half eldritch abomination, and yeah, that adds up to three halves, but it makes sense because shut your stupid face. Her kingdom fell and she’s gonna stand vigil over the ruins and be sad about it for a hundred years (a vigil that takes place principally in and around a shattered metropolis called the City of Tears, where it never stops raining, because subtlety is for suckers), and if anybody asks her what the hell she’s doing, she’s gonna be super cryptic about it, and you just have to deal with it.

prokopetz

@beerbatteredbooty replied:

the fuck did i miss?

Yeah, the game’s lore is nearly as cryptic as Hornet’s monologues, so it’s easy to miss the particulars, but the short version is:

  • You know the three Dreamers you have to kill in order to open the Temple of the Black Egg? Each of them demanded a boon of the Pale King in exchange for serving as the lock on the Temple’s seal; the boon demanded by Herrah the Beast, matriarch of Deepnest and certified eldritch abomination, was the Pale King’s child.
     
  • The game’s lore isn’t terribly specific about how that worked, being as they’re wildly different species, so presumably Divine Shenanigans were in play. Whatever the case, the Pale King fathered a child on Herrah the Beast, and that child was Hornet. Herrah then undertook the ritual and became a Dreamer – that’s mom #1.
     
  • (The astute reader may note that this means Hornet later helps the player character murder her birth mother. The angst fuel just doesn’t stop!)
     
  • The infant Hornet was taken to the Pale King’s court and raised by the King’s consort, the White Lady (actually a sapient colony of parasitic fungus, and probable power behind the throne). That’s mom #2.
     
  • It’s also during this time that the Pale King and the White Lady experimented upon their own biological offspring in order to create the Vessels, which means that Hornet is technically half-sibling to both the Hollow Knight and the player character; however, it isn’t specified whether the Hollow Knight’s upbringing occurs before or after Hornet leaves the Pale King’s court to receive training in the art of battle from…
     
  • … Hive Queen Vespa, the queen bee whose ghost the player character later encounters in the ruined honeycomb at the base of the cliffs at Kingdom’s Edge. That’s mom #3.

So, in brief: Hornet is the daughter of Herrah the Beast (by birth), the White Lady (by fosterage), and Hive Queen Vespa (by martial lineage), elder half-sibling to both the player character and the Hollow Knight (via their shared father, the Pale King), and may also have been raised together with the Hollow Knight (but not the player character) depending on certain unspecified timeline details.

Make sense?

onyxnoon
userplaysminecraft asked:

do you have any wizard specific boxing tips

orcboxer answered:

Okay so wizard fight club is a huge hit, I’m glad we’re all having fun. But please for the love of god. Keep in mind that you control magic with your brain, and when you do those cool flaming fists, that is active combustion. When you get your shit rocked, if you’re still evoking that fire, there is a non-zero chance you blow up the whole ring. IF YOUR SPELLS START WARPING, YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION, STOP CASTING FIRE!! I HAVE HAD TO REPLACE THAT CANVAS SIX FUCKING TIMES

foxgirlchorix
Anonymous asked:

"you enjoyed rabbit, now get ready for RABBIT 2"

taffywabbit answered:
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actually i’m not sure if i’ll ever be ready for rabbit 2, this seems like one of those contexts where “less is more” applies

gasterofficial
penny-anna

u know that reminds me of this tweet going around making fun of dark mode users like 'haha do you guys need your books on dark paper' and it's like yeah some people can't read text printed on white paper? regular books aren't accessible to some people for that reason. whats the joke.

penny-anna

source: used to work for a company that produced large print documents and one of the services we provided was putting documents onto different coloured paper for people who couldn't read black on white 👍

microwavemad

My mom!!! My mom!!!

My mom is very dyslexic and has always had a really really hard time with reading, especially black text on white paper. When she went back to college to get her degree, she found that using a colored transparent folder (she says that highlighter yellow and greens worked best for her) over a printed paper helped her distinguish words a LOT easier!! Of course, this may not work for everyone, but it helped her a lot!! She says it's the only way she was able to pass her ethics class :]

alexseanchai

tag by sunderwight: #people mocking accessibility stuff always end up going 'what's next? another thing that is actually a good idea and already done sometimes?'