You know what. Frick you

*Oranges your lemon*

That was the intended response. I will say that this isn’t a good representation of the rest of my blog but. Uh. I have mcyt fanart too. Funny that I was with Laciffo tho. I think we’re moots

im gripping your spine and playing jump rope with it/pos/lh

Maybe that’d fix my scoliosis…

I spent all day drawing this

@umcytblrsexyman

reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is

sometimes when you like a fictional character too much and they feel too targeted it’s actually irritating bc why was the creator in my business like that

If You Were a Fictional Character

I've seen a few moots doing this and it looked fun!

...yeah that seems about right 😅🫠

Not sure who's done this already so tagging the besties @thetumblingmoron @redheadsramblings @woundedsoul12 @the-bear-and-his-sunbird @aurorabiggs @thepalehorsevictoria @kiir-do-faal-rahhe and anyone else who would like to play!

this makes me seem a lot cooler than i am im actually just a massive nerd

@minus-stosorok @weareallmadeofstarsanddust @edensolace @ars-per-aspera @endless-tsundoku @zaustavitezemlju @stargazinghorror +open tags

ok me and prev got the same one... i think its because of the quote i picked

@weareallmadeofstarsanddust @zaustavitezemlju @stargazinghorror @zo0eyy @colecassidyrealtrust + open the tag gates.....

this is very fun

open tags!!

hell yes

makes sense tbh.........

no pressure tags @buffalo-bills-skin-shop @blessed-scapegoat and anyone else who wants to!!

yay this was fun ^_^

@kurlyfrii @amazingfrankieisnotonfire @artisticavgeek @axlsrosegarden @flowersdontgrowl + anyone else.

I didn't do this earlier bec I was comin home from being out of state :]

Anyway

Accurate... Idk why it's skinny tho. Click the picture and to see it ig

@ray-ofiiight @thatonerat1781 @ender-afton

Again the only mutuals I am comfortable w tagging 💔💔

@caffeineaddictedandindecisive @cl0verbeingcl0ver @gardenofstarss @psyche-official

@thepearlinsidetheclamanda @stephanieyumyum @gardenofstarss

heeellloooo

@engag3d @that-bookworm-bitch @likeamothtoanerd @xd3ardiaryxx @id-still-go-to-prom-with-you @theglitterwarrior and whoever else wants to join!!

@chr0nically-b0red @waitingonabook @lelethetopicchanger @anickyyyy @chaoticgaektcat and open tagsssss

well thats fun-

@crowshapedfae @walkingmushroom47 @who-am-i-anyways @shinycr0w @buzzycrow + OPENNN

thanks for the tag!

Accurate tbh

@rxmuslxpins @lotions-and-potions @shenanigan42 @biancanotfoud @annabellenotfound @eleventhirtythoughts @souperache @krow-offical @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @im-a-rock @the-aricher @butidonotapprove + open!!

Well, I don't think I look good, or that all of Tumblr loves me, but the rest is accurate.

@i-am-a-fish @kingtwink @shiziv @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @badjokesbyjeff @homosexuality-offical and anyone else who wishes.

I think I'm flattered? At least I'm not one-dimensional, although did they have to call out the trauma and queerness 😔😔😔

Also I've been obsessedddd with pink recently look how cute 🥺

@da-police-offical @buckyfan-fluid @lovely-little-lethe @chill-lesbian2013 @brightfaith12 @bone-lord + anyone else I suppose :3

What the. HUH??

Since when bro

Open tags. I’m actually crashing out like WHAT?

Oooh yay :D

Anyways tags: @shortlikerdj @ivysbea @rottingsoot @autistic-lizard @odysseusandorpheus @lucifer-marigold @toadally-gay @memoryed @bees-with-a-camera @dragonmine-24 @wiretulipsfield @therevengeofthepump-offical @tah1u11ah @theneighborhoodcryptid @chaos-ducks @coffeesgrandsarcasm @keyriingz @t0mmmy @starrbatz-the-fanatic @leobean130 @onion-opinions-offical @zanderandtheexistentialcrisis @samucidal @mapleslice @zim-the-moth @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @the-watchers-offical @the-gobler @lovelyy-and-lost @mytiddiesfelloff @frooglet @russianraisinsoup @yourfellowhumanstraw @luluslemonadestand @helluva-hepcat @cryptidlilax @starryfoxglove @nerdwholikesnerdythings @starling-artist @riririux @wiltingtu1ips @no-one-offical @cyan-milkyway @internetconnecter @hugging-blavingad @lelethetopicchanger @thekaumidyking @childofbraindamage @echo-the-queer-potato @catlovergirl676 + open tag! ^-^

Shit

I accidentally brought home the pencil I borrowed from school 0-0

Update: it’s three pencils now

Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

Pleased to report that the 190 year old tortoise is a gay icon

Jonathan is the oldest known land animal btw. I need everyone to know that the oldest animal alive is a gay tortoise

This tweet is almost 3 years old has been relevant since the day it was posted

Love the puns from Pun Hub

Allow me to add my favorite

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@imnotactallycool felt like you would enjoy

Can anyone explain the I.C.U and ambulance ones?

I see you.

I don't know how to explain the ambulance one. I understand it.I just can't explain it

Whyd no one tell me alligator Gars scientific name is Atrocious Spatula

My son Atrocious Spatula

I wasn’t expecting that

damn mutual I don’t engage with that media you’re into but my congrandolances on the situation

ROUND 3 MASTERPOST

Polls will go live 12pm PST on the 16th of January!

GUYS!!!! WHICH AM I???

@theyearningidol @minnadekanpai @hopingitdontbreak @karnak-the-novelty-machine

oough either northern light or street light :)

which am I?

@thunder-dexy @s0ur-w4v3

lightning for sure :3

which am i?

@thunder-dexy @i-do-anything-but-write @mnaty141208 @meetmeataliminalspace @lunathetunaaa @carb0n-m0n0xide @elronthemage

Candle lighting

Because you seem like a very sweet and um

Calm person :)

Which one am i? (Tag under the cut)

Lightning!

What about me?

Tags: @andtheflowershaventeven-wilted @sunshinefroggers @yourlocalavian @lunathetunaaa @moon-storm @starry-creator @lavendermoon48 @shadow-ember16 @s1lly-koda @alex-likes-stars @oliverquary @wiltingtu1ips @jellyfishizhere @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @mars2moons @venuscrashed14 @rusty-spooooooooon @eb-or-echo + open tags!

I’d say you’re northern lights :]

@zanderandthemetaphysicalcrisis @echo-the-queer-potato @brightfaith12 + open tags! ^-^

realized I never posted this here BUT HERES MORE ABOLISH!!