loverboy loosing my mind

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cosmic-vulture
radiofreederry

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Sounds hot

thatgoblinjess

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adventureo

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

rockergiirl

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

  • Marijuanification
  • Complete Derangement
  • Stoned Sex Drive
  • Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon
  • Monstrum Incarnate
  • Narcotic Parody of Sex
edjicatrydau

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

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homoquartz

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

piratedgender

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themisally

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