contemptible-scoundrel:

getting in a fight and rolling up my sleeve and winding up my arm like popeye but instead of throwing a punch I point at my foe and a thin ray of green light extends from my index finger to his forehead causing his hairline to shift back several millimeters

voidsentprinces:

Fuck it, was there any book on the “required” school reading list that you did enjoy? (Part 1…I guess)

The Great Gatsby

Of Mice and Men

To Kill A Mocking Bird

Animal Farm

Brave New World

Catcher in the Rye

Old Man and The Sea

Lord of the Flies

MacBeth

Fahrenheit 451

The Grapes of Wrath

Beowulf

Hi, this OP speaking and saying, “If you do not see one of your favorites here you like, then I’ll let you know tumblr has a 12 option poll limit. Please wait for the next batch in due time.” Also if you see me in public, please, leave me be.

4damhatesyou:

i dont have a vent account because havihn to see me crash out every once in a while is just a part of the experience that comes with being my mutual

evilwizard:

gonna open a smoothie chain called “Potions” and the secret is we just put amphetamines and shit in there

freakoutgirl:

Me when I catch myself thinking “I wonder what it’s like to be chosen by somebody” but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot

memories:

Pour one out for #hoffman.

memories:

The day I started posting about #mr. ant tenna was the best day of my life.

dogpuppy:

askaniritual:

i like when wikipedia pages for bands have that little chart at the bottom where you can see how they’ve been ritualistically cannibalizing their drummer every 3-5 years since 2007

electricalpylon:

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…