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you and me together is a problem

pairings - modern sylus x fwb reader

warnings - MDNI- toxic ish obsessed sylus, oral sex, basically Sylus makes you a JOI via voicemail, masturbation, overstimulation, use of restraints, he calls you a pretty fucktoy, friends with benefits, repressed feelings, reader has nip piercings <3

this was a commission piece based of a very spicy audio hehe - 6.2k wc <3

It's been two weeks since you last had that white haired… demon. Yes he must be some sort of incubus or something, to have fucked your brains out the way he did. Two weeks since Sylus had you bent over the arm of the couch, railing your cunt until you drooled.

It's for the best, right? That you parted ways, that you started dating someone who really wants a relationship and not just sex. You keep telling yourself that, especially after the awkward date today, where your new boyfriend practically came in your hand the moment you touched him. The new guy who didn't even try to get you off. But he's … sweet, right? Serious. Committed.

You will not touch yourself thinking of Sylus. No. When he called during your date, you made sure to fuck you button him, and apparently he's left a hell of a voice-mail. You blink in confusion at the length of it, lips parted now.

20 fucking minutes!?

Who leaves a 20 minute voice-mail? Surely it's just some accident, you get up to wash some dishes and pop it on out of boredom, ignoring the ache in your core when you hear that deep, raspy voice of his.

“Hey sweetie,” fuck him really. “I just wanted to say how… mnh…”

“Does he have to sound like that!?” Your cat blinks at you. “Well he sounds ridiculous okay? I don't like his voice. Stop staring at me, fluffy, I already know you liked him.”

Your cat prances away as you wash a dish, gripping the sponge in your hands, biting down on your lip as his voice continues, wondering if you finally did get your brains fucked out by him.

“I am just so happy for you, really I am,” he sighs now, a loud sigh that breaks in the middle. “Fuck I'm just so happy you're dating someone, what was his name? I remember bending you over, cumming in that pretty pussy, and you were texting him why you couldn't come. Hah… oh kitten, remember?”

The dish falls into the sink with a click, you stare at your phone in horror now.

“Ah I'll behave, I know what you're thinking. I can behave, I promise, I don't have to talk about your cunt squirting on my cock. Or how you twitch after you cum, right? No, I just wanted… to say goodbye to you, a little send off.” Everything the man says sounds like sex, you swear. Not a single word that slips isn’t like velvet, you dry your hands on a towel before carrying the phone over to your bed.

It’s past dinner now and about eight, your boyfriend texts you while the voicemail is playing. Sylus is breathing and even that fucks your mental state up.

It was so good to see you baby. I can't wait to see you again!

Me too, night!

You’re already internally hating yourself, why do you always want the red flags who aren’t any good for you? The man who talked about breeding your cunt so casually then went off on some secret work thing for two weeks, only to come back and sink to his knees, drinking your cunt up and saying how he jerked it all week to the thought of tasting you again.

Messy and undefined is what you two were, and it was best that it ended – the moment you became official, in fact, you put a stop to his nonstop visits. You closed up shop for lack of a better word, told Sylus this ‘friends with benefits’ had to end, and he seemed relatively supportive.

Until now.

The message just keeps going, and you hate that you’re shifting your thighs listening to him, eyes shut, picturing the way those ruby eyes got so dark right before he busted inside of you.

“Ah, I know you’re probably busy, or maybe getting ready for bed, but I guess let me help you sleep one last time. The way I used to do it, remember? I’d have you cum on my cock over and over, until you were drooling, half asleep and all that white would slip from your hole.”

Imagine you travelled alongside them everytime they reincarnated as someone new, Watching them pick her over you in different versions.

After the last life you endured, you felt numb to the heartbreak they caused. No longer caring about who they choose.

Imagine you reincarnated into year 3050. But this time, not together with them, never again. You had developed an adoration to ballet, putting all your focus into it.

This life didn't disappoint you this time, You became an remarkable ballerina in the linkon city. You focused on your career and never thought about them again.

You forgot about your heartbreak, Your love for them that shattered

But this time, they found you. And they will never let you go again. They wanted to love you. They groveled for you. They want to spend time with you, want to know all your likes and favorites.

They no longer finding interest in the main character they chose and is tied to eternally. They wanted out of this chain that constantly makes them chose her over you.

"I loved until I didn't. She was not someone I could love even if I tried. You loved me unconditionally and I took advantage until you lost your spark I didn't know I adored so much. I deeply regret that and will regret it for the rest of my life, my ballerina."

"When you were around, the deep seas of lemuria seemed so lovely to explore. It shone brighter, the seas were exquisite and I loved my world. Until I sacrificed my homeland for a person I am tied to. I want to pull away from Her but I can't. Please help me, My dear."

"Roses can be an example to describe you perfectly. Lovely, Beautiful, and stems Covered with thorns. Whenever I come closer to you, My memory deteriorates and I get reminded of her. I don't know why this happens. But I wish to love you like you deserve."

"Having to love the same someone every lifetime despite having hidden admiration for you is something I despise. She's nice, friendly and kind. But you are you. You have your own preferences, your own beauty and character. I hope to see you look at me with adoration Atleast once more in my lifetime of many."

"Being protective to her was instinct. Holding you close is another. I always loved you, I knew you had an talent for ballet. I watched you go to your first studio, Watched your every move since then. Once I get you alone, I'll make sure the ballet studio I'm setting up in my house is big enough to your liking."

So. How are y'all 🤠

I did say I was on a break but can't miss The chance to give y'all a small new year's gift 😭

Pls slap me next time I post something. I'm supposed to be on break and enjoy life.

YES. Xavier knows He's A pixel and kinda broke the fourth wall. Rafayel gets suspicious and Sylus definitely knew from the start.

Anyways enjoy and happy early new year's <3

as if you could.

caleb is all too cocky about your inability to do anything but lay beneath him all slack-jawed and shaky as he drills his cock into you despite your overstimulation.

you’re so fucked out that you can’t even muster up the energy or mindpower to regret gifting your boyfriend and polaroid camera for his birthday. you had brought it with romance in mind—he’s away so often for such long periods at a time that you thought a few sweet photos he can carry in the lining of his uniform jacket would be a nice idea.

but caleb, the amalgamation of all things desperate and horny, couldn’t wait five minutes after unwrapping his gift to start unwrapping you as well. each layer of clothing discarded he’d reward with a photo of your revealed skin until he was trying to finesse a way to hold the camera with one hand as the other pumped his fingers mercilessly into your cunt.

now, hours later, you’re laying on a bed of polaroids, each more lewd than the last. one digs into your skin while another is jostled off the bed with the hard thrusts of your boyfriends leaky cock into your (regrettably) still-needy pussy. the effect this man has on you is unreasonable—you’ve cum so many times that you can’t form a coherent thought and still you think you’d cry if he pulled out and denied you the stretch of his cock.

flash. another shot is taken, this one of your glossy eyes and drool-soaked lips.

“you’re so messy,” he teases like his dick isn’t shining with the sweet mixture of your releases—like he’s not spat on your cunt just to rub load after load of cum around your clit in sick circles that make you choke on your breath. what an asshole he is.

“gonna make you cum again, pips,” he grins, dark hair sticking to his forehead with sweat. “i want to see if i can catch you squirting in a pic, hm?”

you part your kiss-swollen lips to protest. “cant—“ is all you can manage though, before your boyfriend, your best friend, is squeezing your cheeks between his long fingers and frowning down at you.

“don’t doubt yourself, pretty, you can do anything if you set your mind to it!”

pep talk of the century. you’d laugh at him if you had half your mind left, but all you have the space to think about is how he’s never gotten quite this deep inside of you before. you don’t even process the way he’s driven your hips up with his thighs to feel even more of you around him.

so perfect, he calls you. and even though he’s fucking you erratically, once he feels the telltale signs of your impending orgasm, he’s all smiles. sweet glossy eyes brimming with needy tears, flushed cheeks, soft brows… the man with his cock so deep inside of you that you’re seeing stars, leans down to press a kiss to your forehead as you orgasm.

it’s too much. you choke on it, you feel it in every bone in your body and still you crave more of him. you squirt around his cock with a moan made for porn and caleb feels like a hormonal virgin all over again.

click. another pic; one that prints to be fanned out immediately—one hand flapping the print through the air as the other one rubs slow circles on your tummy as he tries to feel himself pushing inside of you.

once it finally develops enough to gift caleb with the sight of your spread legs and the mess of lust between them, you swear he grows even harder inside of you.

“yeah,” your idiot of a man grins. “this one’s going on my wall.”

"Went hunting without me, dear?"

˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ Xavier - He notices when you skip meals when stressed about work. He offers up his snacks he had bought to work that day until it turned into routine. He claimed it as he just had extra but deep down they were extra but only because he deliberately packed them just for you :) He doesn’t usually bribe anyone but with you? He would sneak you your favourite things just so that he could nap in the office and that you wouldn’t tell anyone (everyone knows where he is but they just don’t say anything) if he ever catches a customer calling you sweetheart or any other cute names, he just looms around you - keeping an eye on the customer and also saying something like “Either call her by her name or nothing at all”

˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ Zayne - Zayne’s desk is cramped and filed with a computer filled with pictures stuck to the frame of everyone in the garage. His favourites were the ones with you smiling in them. Whenever he’s not nose deep in import documents for different car parts, he’s dealing with customers payments. It was mind numbing but not when you come in. You love to vent to him, about customers, the other guys or just personal issues. He listens and never judges but he remembers everything, especially when it’s a shitty customer - adding another unknown charge to their invoice claiming it was for ‘other issues found’.

˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ Rafayel - Raf treats cars like they’re canvases and your car is his personal project. Every time you mention a new favourite colour, he’ll vinyl wrap your cars body for free. Whenever you try to offer up money for his services he just waves it off and says that you can take him out for lunch (which he pays for before you can. Every. Single. Time.) he just loves to watch you drive around in something he made for you, you can’t exactly blame the guy. And if you didn’t like anything about it, he’d change it overnight, making sure it’s perfect for you.

˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ Sylus - Sylus insists that if he’s gonna fix an engine you have to stand close to him. He positions you so you’re close enough to see inside of the cars main engine, but also close enough that he could feel the heat radiating from your body. He likes to explain the ins and outs of an engine to you, patient and keeps looking over at you every time to see if you’re understanding. When you get something right, he feels a sense of pride in his chest. He also takes you on test drives in the customers cars, hand resting on the middle console close enough to touch you if he wanted to. He would usually say something like “Hear that? That’s how a car is supposed to sound.”

˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ Caleb - Caleb hates seeing your pretty outfits ruined by grease or oil. So every time you step out onto the shop floor to help, he’s approaching you with his overalls that have his name embroidered into the breast pocket. They’re too big, sleeves covering your hands and smell exactly like him and motor oil. He rolls up the sleeves, not caring about the protests coming from your lips. “Can’t have you getting dirty, yeah?” He says with that smile and a chuckle leaving his mouth. Customers assume that you two are together, he never corrects them and just swings his arm around your shoulder pulling you close to his side.

!!NSFW BELOW!!

Read the fish fucker… it was something. Happy mermay?

Fan coloring for original art by ryoplica

Prince Jing: I've figured out my fish is a yao.

Books on yao: the creatures will suck their essence by seducing them and lots of papapa

Prince Jing, realizing in the dark his fish is trying to kiss him: my body is ready.

Li Yu: steals a chaste, fishy smooch and dips.

Prince Jing: disappointed.

alright, no more disabled tyrant's pet palm fish from me. i just wanted to draw da, er, san & si bao + bao xue as more grown-up

headcanons under the cut

Read the Disabled Tyrant's Pet Palm Fish/Beloved Pet Fish for these reasons below:

+ it's chinese danmei that vaguely has the prince x mermaid vibe

+ MC has brain and is not overly naive/edgy like most danmei MC shou/bottom/uke. He can be so unintentionally funny sometimes. He is also a koi/carp fish for quite some times in the story 🐟

+Despite the title, ML isn't a tyrant and is a decent human being who sincerely loves and treats MC with love and respect. He is not abusive like those ML you see in korean/chinese novels though he IS a bit possessive. He is also done well in this story, having his own personal thoughts, fears, insecurities that refreshingly humanize him.

+best character development, esp for both MC and ML. The romance is sweet and tender, not too slow or fast.

+Mpreg. MC gives birth to children. It's not explicit so no worries but MC does overthink and worry about the mechanics.

+The babies are so CUTE! I want to pinch their squishy cheeks. So cute.

+Plot is well done as well. It's not overwhelming with the politics but it is interwoven enough to be interesting and serve as challenges/obstacles for both MC and ML to grow and become close.

+HAPPY Ending.

+If you need soft, fluffy story where both leads are reasonable human beings who eventually achieve their happy end and make you feel like the lone dog being forced dog food (seeing them so lovey dovey) then this is for you.

Cons:

+Disabillity is treated a bit...well. As you can see from the title and SPOILER: the ML is mute throughout the story but roughly at the 3rd act he is cured by MC. It was a side effect from being poisoned in his youth but no one ever found out. There is discussion however, about how MC loves ML, with or without the mutism. ML also says, in the beginning, how he worries his children would inherite his mutism since it's ancient china and the attitude by people towards those with disability is not good and he doesn't want his children to be discriminated for something they cannot control. It's a scene that made me cry.

get yourself someone as obsessed over you as Prince Jing is over his pet fish

brother would probs flood his entire palace if he could breathe underwater just to have his fishy by his side at all times

Why is one of the healthiest relationships I’ve read in danmei in the mpreg fish book?

I think he's the funniest person in this novel tbh

was telling my mom about tdtppf and how goofy it was and now she wants to read it because it "sounds fun"

so like, do i tell her about the mpreg and merman sex or do i let her go in blind?

edit: I explained the mpreg and she was like "fish lay eggs its science. it makes sense the babies turn human cause the fish switches back."

Call me a crazy rarepair shipper, but who here actually thinks Chu Yanyu (the original book's MC) and Mu Tianxiao (the sixth prince) belong together? Is it just me? It's giving doomed and potentially toxic yaoi.

Sincerely fuck them because they keep not knowing their place and hurting the main character. Also, I hope their yaoi stays doomed, whether that be because they can't be together or they die with each other.

Gods, they should just leave and go be gay and ambitious somewhere else 🙄🙏shaking my smh my head

Everyone in Disabled Tyrants Beloved Pet Fish is buck wild and I don’t think any of them have ever encountered a fish before

Like, what do you mean your fish likes to “go on walks” so you left bowls of water around your room

*Fish changes its colors completely*

“Ah yes this means it is turning into a koi and this is definitely normal”

Also the Prince pets his fish regularly??

The fish sleeps with a leaf blanket