i found my switch

are you ready for a 12-hour dissertation ilya?

don’t ask me about the logic on this one

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

best use of the underwater filter on this app

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were about and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which im losing

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

my lord i think we're lost

my lord????

*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up

My Lord COME BACK?!

MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!

...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you

my lord i WARNED you-

My Lord what happened to my boat

Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

welp. to the shredder

i turned this post into a blinkie

………… love u siken

oh, siken is out here spitting FACTS.

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

a good sailor will always return to the sea

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

Things I hate: fan made pokemon gender differences

YO THESE ARE FUCKING HALARIOUS

Like fan made stuff goes all out but in reality Pokemon gender differences are the most mundane shit

Only goes gen 1-4 tho

Yea thats how animals work

they fuckin gave charizard nidoqueen tits

I feel like that's lazy tho? If you want to cater more to nature irl, then make the males more colorful and flamboyant like they *actually* are in nature for a lot of animals. It's so boring and lazy to make the Pokemon genders look exactly (or "nearly") the same.

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

Please make art. You don't have to bare your soul or make a masterpiece, you can be silly and you can be derivative if you want. You don't even have to show it to anyone. Just please make something, it's so good for you

''when did we all become so performative'' idk man when the threat of being recorded at any time and posted for milions to see without your knowledge became normalised.