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hello tumblr.com! after a very lengthy hiatus we have figured out that former tumblr user valerian-es is actually several people! we’re probably going to be redoing a lot of our tag sorting as a result, so here’s the gist and who we are now. in general, however, if you’re not sure who’s who, you can collectively just call us Ace and any of us will respond and (He/It) pronouns are a safe bet regardless of who’s fronting.

Meet the Aces!

🪄 Valerian E. Song (He/It/Fae/Hex/Neos)

Main host guy and if you followed us before, probably the one you’re familiar with. Literally a red panda wizard. Loves collecting playing cards and designing tabletop systems. Local Ace of Wands.


🏆 Guntram Asmodeus Grimchild (It/That/He)

A silly little jester guy who loves to chat more than anyone else. Primary hobbies include cleaning, annoying people, and crocheting. Local Ace of Cups.


⚔️ Guinevere (It/Any)

A suit of enchanted armor cursed to have a person inside, and also sometimes a horse. Don’t worry about it. Enjoys recreational violence and a big fan of cool medieval weapons. May refer to itself in the royal we, in which it is referring to itself (suit of armor) and itself again (horse) and not the whole system. Yes, it is confusing. Yes, it doesn’t care. Local Ace of Swords.


🪽 Valkyrie/Angela (She/Any)

A totally gorgeous diva in the body of a difficult to comprehend angel(?) form. Local Ace of Pentacles.


Tagging System:

  • #🪄🏆⚔️🪽 - Denotes who was fronting when a post was reblogged/made
  • #eldritch original content - Denotes something we made, usually digital art or some other kind of effort post.
  • #eldritch fave - Our favorite posts, for better and for worse
  • #eldritch rambling - Low effort text posts or general yapping
  • #(blank) tag - Denotes a post is either about one of our ocs or reminds us of an oc (if we feel like it’s not in poor taste to make that association, if we accidentally tag an oc on a personal post or something let us know and we can remove it for your comfort no questions asked)
  • #guntram saturday - Doesn’t always mean Guntram is fronting, but discussions about our new habit of cleaning/self care every saturday that he started!
  • #reference - All encompassing tag for posts we want to look back at later

This blog is kind of just a personal space to shitpost, yell into the void, talk about writing, etc. We don’t get super wrapped up into fandom these days tbh. We might talk a little bit more about our journey with plurality and getting our life back together but I’m not here to take things super seriously. If you’re blocked it’s probably not personal I just need to curate our peace better.

We don’t religiously check everyone who follows up, but we’re probably going to start posting more nsfw memes and talk about sex every once in awhile so we’d rather minors don’t follow us, not anything personal just an internet safety thing.

Enjoy our blog!

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my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.

And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.

Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"

Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.

On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.

Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life

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jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:

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MY MAGNUM OPUS HAS FINALLY BEEN RELOCATED...

this was my final for my sound design class in 2024. the assignment was to recreate a movie scene with entirely different sound effects to change the tone/genre/whatever and i chose the legendary nightcrawler breaks into the white house scene in X2. i won 'silliest project' and was rewarded with a clown horn for this video.

all sound effects are either free to use or straight up just my voice lol

you know in my whole life i don’t think any emotion i’ve had is more indescribable than what i felt when my ex from my freshman year of high school block evading me six years later to text me to apologize about a relationship i had fully forgotten about but that had clearly kept them up at night during my finals week and then finding out that in their journey to soul search and do all of that they had started drawing gravity falls tentacle porn. there isn’t any moral to this story i just wanted to share

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