newtype-lila:

rb to tell prev they’re being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

squidfeets:

Honestly tgirl silly could power the world monsters inc laugh style if we were just allowed to be happy

antleredgirl:

antleredgirl:

fairygirl can tower over you, 8, 9, 10 feet tall. but fairygirl chooses to be small. she chooses to be small for you.

do you understand? fairygirl is tall, taller than most. she loves the way she inspires fear and trepidation in those who would oppose her. she is filled to the brim with whimsy and mischief. but deep within she yearns to be small and petite and tiny. she wishes she had darling soft wings that flutter in the wind. and when it is you, she can take off her skin, and she can choose to be small. you have to let her be small.

nooobark:

Saw someone lie to a beautiful woman and a sickly ulcerated tree immediately sprouted from the liar’s chest and produced a single perfect peach

zmpl:

real as fuck joe

cali:

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy

me: not true

Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform

me: thats right

cuntgirlbutch:

If you’re gonna be a pervert about trans women you have to be a transfeminist first. That’s literally the bare minimum

tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot:

gomjabbar:

your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”