favorite hollanov kisses 7/??

you like to be bad.

Dan on his twitter!

dan and phil boy do i have some news for you

that shook dan a little bit.

LMFAOSKSKSJA

so true

HANK 😭

Leon dating the merchant is the funniest outcome after 4. It’s like he just shows up at the annual Redfield barbecue and is like “this is the weapons smuggler I met in Spain and he kept me alive by selling me very illegal weapons. We fell in love after he gave me a good discount on a rocket launcher”

Then the merchant would just have a casual stand up and would proceed to sell BSAA members rocket launchers at a fair price.

me too sean, me too 💜

"maybe what phil's done for me" (insp. @ahappydnp)

can we mention ilya ‘look at me’ rozanov picking up on shane getting lost in his head and bringing him back into the moment with touch

I saw that my old Eddie (5s) concept was relevant again and decided to redraw it.

original:

I get annoyed when people are making posts that are shocked that Shane pulled Ilya. And like maybe, /maybe/, Shane locked down Ilya (there's an argument that Ilya 'domesticity kink' Rosanov locked himself down as soon as he could get Shane to agree to it) but Shane did not pull Ilya, Ilya pulled Shane.

Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he's rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought "well i gotta fuck him forever now". Shane tried to say there wouldn't be a next time and Ilya was like it's too late, I've got your number, you're never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.

The Crawl (S05E01) STRANGER THINGS (2016—)