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- Ghu Gahl, Ser’ch Rez Ulta

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

Please, enlighten us

So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.

you

can

use

just

about

anything

Here are some more that I like:

@kedreeva

@windvexer

@elodieunderglass ?

Endless creativity! Thank you!

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! These chicken coops are joyful and whimsical!

flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this

Pope Francis is dead

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

the Ice War on Europa...

Brotherhood of The Orb

I made something cursed but hopefully helpful to artists.

Edit: here’s the bird wing tutorial I mentioned in the captions.

It wimdy

‘The Magic of Jingle Sleigh Heights’

Or: Hallmark Christmas movie turned horror lol

World Heritage Post

A cryptid that appears at your local pub, as a pale man wearing a black hat, of an unimpressive stature and ambiguous age, who seems like the kind of guy that you would remember meeting before, but you don't. He's astonished that you really don't remember him, he's lived in this same small town as you have, his whole life. Like he'll admit he can't remember your name either but he swears you've seen each other around, mentioning events and locations and talking about your uncle like he knows him. By the end of the evening you're baffled by how you couldn't remember him, and how were so sure that you'd never met him before.

Then, as you mention the incident in completely different company, as a part of some other anecdote, someone gets really serious, and tell you that the same thing happened to them. The exact same thing. A pale man with the little silver chain in his hat, matching the exact same description, astonished that she didn't remember him, telling her that they went to the same school though in different years, and they've been to the same house parties before.

If you went around asking, you'd find more incidents. More and more of them. The same thing happening over and over again. Going to a small local bar and meeting a man in the hat, whom you don't remember at all, but who for sure remembers you. Different pubs, different towns, the same story about the same man.

There's nothing supernatural going on. It's just me. I'm face blind with ADHD and shitass memory, and I've gotten so good at pretending to know who someone is and where I'm supposed to remember them from, that I can convince complete strangers that I know them. I do this because I've lost my handlers and all my impulse control, and I'm drunk with the power of fucking with people, and also eight beers.

shout out to the little monk in each of my cells that transcribes my DNA by candle light

New Friend Pt. 2: Joey's Ideas

( you can watch the first one here )

New Friend Pt. 1

i made this video! i feel i have to clarify that since it's been reposted a lot without credit

( you can watch the sequel here )

oh god

sweetstench, did you use LHOHQ music? Or did you make that yourself? I specifically mean the music when the user is looking at Joey Dunkleton's page

i made all the music for this one, and most of my vids! when i work with music collaborators i always credit them :-)