this is such a malevolent image
ellienamored asked:
how does it feel being the best poster on this website
At that moment, the wall behind him would come down, and-
Oh my god.
😦It's HUGE! 😦It's SO BIG! 😟Why would they think this wasn't big enough❓ This could kill someone. Mezzatesta even said,
"This could kill someone."
-Mezzatesta
- It's 13 feet tall❗
- It's 18 feet long❗
- It's Eleven Thousand Pounds❗
☝️For our metric based audience, that is equal to:
Something that is huge, and enough to kill someone.
Just felt the need to recreate in MSPaint to the best of my recollection the 9/11 tribute poster I had to draw for a grade the school day after it happened. Basically imagine this taped to the wall in an elementary school hallway with at least a hundred other posters that all looked just like this
if i die they're going to make me reread all my 0 note flops out loud before admitting me into the gates of calhalla. but only if i die a poster's death
it is continually inspiring to me that there is a nearly middle aged man who writes for a sports website who posts like us, truly the posters spirit can be found anywhere
I love people putting their favorite Jon Bois Twitter bits in the tags. Like the one where he reacts to an illegibly jpeg compressed image, or how he posts his nonsense guide to NFL overtime rules (complete with "Designed by Jon" at the bottom)
just gonna keep posting these the people need to see them
fantasizing once more about posting one of those ask games and receiving an anonymous ask with the emojis for both "i don't like you and i wish you and the horse you rode in on would stop posting. in fact i really, truly hate you" and "can we kiss. i am deeply on love with you" and spending the next 8 months making a spreadsheet of every one of my followers like that one deltarune video where they analyze if every tiny minor one line character could be the knight
(another me heckling the first me) wow. crazy. sure wish there were a word for that. or a symbol
ive been in a moving box for 30 hours and this is the only original post ive come up with. my tumblr tycoon's going to find me for this one. the Line has hardly moved an inch. i will not be receiving the Poster's Rations. my next post will be after i have attempted to eat cyber oil and gears, the only ration allowed to the Failed Posters,
tumblr feature request i need a Rivals List too. and every time one of my posts makes it to the big leagues they get a notification. and an email
what are you sending your rivals
a picture of me in a glamorous outfit (the hot topic shirt with the one strap, the black dress, my fire fishnets) and entirely too much makeup (but still applied elegantly) holding a gargantuan novelty check but instead of money it's for 10,000 likes. and im shaking holly "The Head Poster" hollowtones' hand.
and below that is a graph showing their likes and my likes and theirs are barely even on the graph like its just a horizontal line on the bottom. and its a log scale
16 year old poster: so fcking sick of all the weirdo parashippers in the BFDI fandom, whatever, hope they all violently kill themselves!
19 year old poster: rockstar energy is kind of like if tea was goated
23 year old poster: im going four beers mode
28 year old poster: A wife can also be a daughter if an angel decides it so. But she must have love and a frail waifish body
34 year old poster: i've been enjoying playing metal gear solid 2.. wonderful game (ﾐ ᵕ ω ᵕ ﾐ)
45 year old poster: Tired of all the misery posts and doomscrollers on my feed. 😒 I wish Kamala had won, but this f*cked democracy is going to hell in a handbasket. I'm probably screwed. Oh well. At least I have coffee. 😔
6 year old poster: Goopa Troopa Maro And Bowsar Have Battle. And MArio Love. Yosi