I’m actually from Baltimost, Merrierland so forgive me if I’m less than impressed

When someone says they love you “for who you are” or “because you’re you” that’s not a cop-out or a non-answer. You are being told in no uncertain terms that you are loved for something that’s not gonna change overnight. You can stop being funny. You can lose your skills. You can cease to be beautiful in the ways you currently are. But you can’t stop being you. And therefore you can’t stop being loved.

Liquor!? Well I suppose I know ‘er pretty well at this point so that’s not a terribly unreasonable suggestion provided she’s interested

everyone just found out how you jrek off. yep. every detail. they know what your jelking to, what you look at, what you’re looked up, what you’re thinking when you do it, and the intricacies of your techniques. they even have a catalogue of exact times you jerked of. and lemme tell you, they are pleased as punch. ecstatic, even. couldnt be happler with your performance. they’re going to crown you king or queen of heaven (or they)

I really love the meme of saying “___ mentioned” like yesss it’s so awesome when people like something so much the mere acknowledgement of it brings them joy, keep mentioning keep mentioning !!

Merry Nothing, to those who don’t 👍

You may think it’s all fun and games. It is, which is why you’re allowed to think that 👍

hey me and the strawman you invented to get mad at are gonna sneak off and make out for a bit, back soon 👍

Proxy is such a fun word, a perfect nickname for a young, spry Proxanne

new game idea - Arugula Hero 2: Legends Of Those