When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

someone just literally interrupted me mid conversation to tell me “what wonderful big dark eyes i’ve got” and on the one hand extremely flattering that she couldn’t even wait until the end of my sentence to comment on this, on the other hand did she have to say it like im the big bad wolf

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

How it feels to settle into bed and close my eyes and return to the totally made-up scenario I was last engrossed in

it annoys me so so so much when people credit victor hugo with musical lines :(

you think that man could have written "to love another person is to see the face of god"? he'd write "to open your heart to another human being in this world who lives at a similar time to yourself, to love them as mother, brother, father, sister, cousin, friend, husband, wife, is to see the Lord Himself's visage: it is to peer into the soul of God, and such a feeling do all experience, or at least all those with non-unimpenetrable hearts" or something twice as long with fifteen interludes about french politics

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.

Got home this evening from errands and realized I've been running around town looking like some kind of survival horror game protagonist.

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.