does it fucking kill you too? not anymore. not with my head on your chest, your hands in my hair cradling my face, your kisses pressed into my skin, lips against my forehead. not with a plan for the future for how we are going to make this work. not in this oasis of yours that you invited me into so preciously. not anymore. not with this hope. not with your love.

i saw the backcheck/backshot smash cut and said "more of that, please!" (everything is about sex except for sex which is about hockey)

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

Dustin: My biggest talent is being stress.

Nancy: Don't you mean stressed?

Dustin: No.

Steve, tired: No.

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

While we’re talking about censorship, I need everyone to stop playing this little amnesia game where we pretend not to remember what internet and fandom has looked like for the past 20 years. Weird and taboo porn has always existed, it used to be a LOT easier to access, and you won’t die if you look at it. We simply cannot continue placating the crazy mob of people who are scared of sex and love overstating harm, they’ll call you a pedophile literally no matter what, and they’ll roll around in their cognitive dissonance like a hog in mud when you point out that the other group calling you a freak and a pedo are the conservative alt right. Fucking exhausting being a fag and a pervert in 2025.

"why did you write that"

1. my fetish
2. my friend's fetish
3. not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

4. the character's fetish and i'm committed to portraying them with absolute accuracy