17
Jan

lizlemondyke:

4 non blondes were right. I DO wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs what’s going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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17
Jan

batmanego:

batmanego:

batmanego:

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

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people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

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couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

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17
Jan

infectiouspiss:

“post without tags?” OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

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17
Jan

infectiouspiss:

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

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17
Jan

kalimaxxing:

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

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14
Jan

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

I love thinking I’m a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn’t name five hater bands.

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14
Jan

tim-official:

chaussurre:

tim-official:

the-orc:

tim-official:

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

ORC FACTS

lorbish can photosynthesize

The leading theory as to why orcs are green is that it helps them hide in their natural habitat: amongst other orcs.

ORC FACTS

ohhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense

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14
Jan
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14
Jan

excalibells:

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness

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10
Jan

autumngracy:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

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10
Jan

roycohn:

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

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05
Jan

castielsprostate:

“don’t assign human morality to non human things” is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

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05
Jan

heatherwitch:

one-bite-is-undercover:

heatherwitch:

My resolution last year was to do one thing before bed that would make my morning feel easier, and that’s become a daily habit that I’m carrying into this new year.

Some nights even filling up the kettle and setting an empty mug out for my morning tea felt hard. But I was always thankful for it in the morning.

Other nights, one thing would lead to another, and I’d wake up in a clean house with everything ready to go.

And, on a rare few nights, the one thing that I could do to make my morning easier was going straight to bed and allowing myself to rest.

What stayed the same each day is that I would take a moment to think of what I could do for my future self and do it, even after a hard day. And I would wake up knowing that I had done my best and any effort—no matter how small—was a kindness to myself.

I’ve been doing a lot of “a treat for future me” moments lately.

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That’s a great way to look at it, and I love this artist! (Anna-Laura: instagram / website)

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04
Jan

ratbastarddotfuck:

relevant-wikipedia-articles:

thedepressionoftrees:

I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

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Peak comedy right here

wait this article is funny even in context

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Dec
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