definitely consider this unfinished but I didn't really want to keep working on it... I feel like the messiness kind of works though. Maybe that's just me coping lmao
Spoilers for all ace attorney games! I spent almost 3 years working on this on and off, and I'm so proud of myself to have stuck with it until the end. The way I chose the lawyers was that they had to be involved in more than one case. Please enjoy!
What I find really funny is the progression of the prosecutors in the Ace Attorney/Apollo Justice trilogies. Because honestly they kinda shoot themselves in the foot by making you compete against The Best Prosecutor In The World Who Never Lost A Case in the very first game and then immediatly putting him in jail. So they had no choice in the following game than following up with another Genius Prosecutor Who Never Lost A Case, which does get old because she ends up losing every case. A conondrum solved by the absolutely brilliant idea of then giving you a Prosecutor who is simultanely a genius, a complete beginner, a legend despite noone knowing him, and 100x times cooler than you, and STILL making him loose every trial then putting him in jail. At which point, the developper were probably like: you know what? Let’s go to the end of this logic. Let’s just make the next one straight up a fucking criminal. No putting THIS ONE in jail, because he already FUCKING IS. He will have the swag of a hundred Godot, the edginess of a thousand emo boy. He killed someone with a katana. He walks in the court and immediatly humiliate the judge. His coat is BLACK like his SOUL. He’s a scoundrel. He wears fucking handcuffs in the courtroom and is still humiliating your ass. He has a ponytail-
What I m just saying is that Simon Blackquill is the funniest character of the franchise so far.
(I am of course not including in this reasoning Edgeworth and Klavier, because at this point they count more as love interests than rivals. Nor the Paynes, who are also incredibly funny but for wildly different reasons.)
hi guys! discord is doing a survey on how people would like ai to be integrated into discord. take it and say fuck no to every question. when you get to "in general, how do you feel about discord inegrating ai features?", respond that you would actively get everyone you know off of discord and wouldn't pay for nitro or other shop items if they added ai features.
we need more autistic jocks btw. jocks who are obsessive nerds about their sport of choice. jocks who are rigid about their workout routines and obsessed with the math of performance statistics and nutrition and reps. jocks who don't have time for alcohol or misogyny because why are you guys chugging beer and trash talking we need to be TRAINING. guy with no tolerance for homophobia because Teammate Trevor is an integral part of the strategy play who cares who he's dating
more jocks whose sole interest is playing the game to the very best of their ability, and infodumping doing a play-by-play review immediately afterwards at the sports bar while his teammates are trying to just get drunk and decompress
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