what they don’t tell you about online relationships is how easy it is to ruin them by simply having nothing to say. i like you so much but i don’t know how to hang out with you in silence. i don’t know how to text like a person so now you think i hate you. aaaaaaaaa
This is a major issue I’ve found with online relationships. Ironically, despite actually meeting people IRL being more difficult, hanging out IRL is so much easier, since you can just sit with someone and vibe whereas if you’re on the phone then you’re just sitting in silence with the magic slab.
i think this is too pessimistic and soaked in anxiety, even if i’ve felt everything described here.
online relationships seem to have this ability to hibernate and then pick up again later. “being in the same room vibing” is kinda simulated by just being moots. and the things you post can spark things to say, which can rekindle dormant conversations. i say this as someone with a several online friends ive kept in contact with for decades
me: i want the dev team currently running tumblr and the dev team currently running tf2 to switch jobs
genie: look i said i was the cool genie i said you could bring people back from the dead or make people fall in love with you or even wish for more wishes if you wanted. are you sure this is what you want to spend your last wish on
me: yea
genie: do you want me to throw in “teach the tf2 devs webdev and the tumblr devs gamedev” in. not an extra wish or anything just like, on the house
rough sketch of Dysis’ Hunter Armor. left sktch is messy but meant to show that’ll have the stars/crosses from her core design floating around her head.
This armor has an official name already but I’m gonna keep that to myself for now :)
Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment
Contrary to popular belief, a burger is not defined by it’s composite ingredients nor the arrangement thereof. A burger is simply defined as an object that performs the act of burging. Much like how a swimmer swims or the winter wints, a burger, likewise, burgs.
Sorry if this is disappointing to some of you, but HRT won’t make you look like your mom. It’ll turn you into a robot catgirl. Your head will be a big CRT monitor with cat ears on top. Yeah and your face will be low rez emoticons like :3 and >_<. And your tail? You better believe it’ll be an electrical cord.
Sorry if my being brutally honest is disheartening, but those going into HRT should keep their expectations realistic.
this is such a point-and-click protagonist thing to say
love it when I i catch myself doing ape stuff and it reminds me that I’m not just a human but also an animal. hell yeah it’s ape time baby!! time to show my teeth to others to let them know that I’m not a threat!
This post and Link’s death is timed in the US West Coast, and it’s still 2018 here! Stop trying to hijack my post!
CD-i Link Will Die in 21 Years
(Also, yes, I know that Link’s flirting with his cousin. That’s one of the many reasons why he’s dying in 2040.)
Bad news; the two have now married. You may now puke in the toilet. Tragically, his death date has not been hastened due to his crime against humanity. It still remains at 21 - very soon to be 20 - years.
(Also, anyone who isn’t me who tries to add “CD-i Link Will Die in 20 Years” to this post will have their teeth smashed in by Harkinian himself. So don’t do it.)
CD-i Link Will Die in 20 Years
CD-i Link Will Die in 19 Years
CD-i Link Will Die in 18 Years
CD-i Link Will Die in 17 Years
CD-i Link Will Die in 16 Years
(Fandom may have deleted the wiki that gave us this image, but it won’t stop the countdown!)
