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what happened to knights

A new quest hath arisen, mayhaps?

come home to me my knights, i miss you.....

QUEST: Find the four Lost Knights that went questing south-west of The Ramparts, then report back to @knightclubbing at the watchtower.

REWARDS:

430 experience points.

37 Denarii.

Helmet's Kiss: When used, instantly regain 256 HP and raise your Will by 35 and your Resilience by 65 for 20 seconds.

You are Susceptible to the Following Conditions:

Some dumb memes of varying ages feat. My Beloved Idiot bc + wrath classic main

PoV: You are a Kobold and the Cavalier finally got their initiative turn.

I've just finished Warcraft 3 orc campaign and I realize I actually never drew Thrall and Grommash together, so here they are! My babiesヾ(•ω•`)o

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

Had the funniest experience earlier of my swiftie coworker putting the new white girl breakup songs™️ album on the speaker at work and the moment she left the room long enough for her phone to disconnect from Bluetooth our older coworker immediately put on 10 hours of relaxing tibetan flute music instead and we all collectively sighed in relief

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Profanity filters on single-player games are just so... incredibly performative. They don't 'protect' the player from seeing the word (you have to type it in order to activate the filter), the only thing they do is scold the player.

My favorite solution to people who get offended at the things they themselves typed is a disclaimer on a puzzle page that said "If you type profanity you will see it."

Out: Can you pet the dog?

In: Can you name yourself Fuckface McShitass?

It's really funny and jarring when you encounter a profanity filter in a single-player m-rated grown-up game for adults, but I don't think they even make sense in kid's games. If anything I think "If you tell the computer to call you FuckNugget it will do that" is exactly the sort of obvious, low-stakes 'actions have consequences' lesson that's perfect for kids.

"This impacts nobody but yourself, and even then it does not alter gameplay or the intended experience, however we cannot allow it and you need to know we disapprove of offensive language. Anyway have fun in Gorequest 4: The Tittening."

WIKIPEDIA IS 25 TODAY MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!! [Their celebration article here]

In the Super Mario All-Stars version of Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels, Bowser will not spawn in castle levels if the screen where he is supposed to be is entered while 5 other objects in addition to Mario are on screen.

In the footage, Mario walks to Bowser's bridge alongside three Bullet Bills and jumps onto the bridge while two fireballs from Bowser are on screen, reaching 5 other objects. This results in Bowser himself not appearing on the bridge, though interestingly, it also does not despawn the "offscreen Bowser flame generator", making it look like Bowser is still there, just further offscreen to the right (even though he isn't and the only thing to the right is the chamber in which Toad is being held).

This creates the humorous effect of Bowser seemingly being intimidated by Mario (possibly due to him being accompanied by three Bullet Bills), and appearing to have fled from his own battle arena while still continuing to attack Mario from offscreen.

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My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

That moment the former baddie starts to walk away from some bad situation, almost gets out, and then just stops, curses, and turns around to go help?

*chef’s kiss* delicious

This one gets it

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

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She was so real for this

disney channel heritage post

Harvesting my wheat

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

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do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste