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@emthejedichic

30s, queer, she/her, SoCal. Major geek and lover of many different fandoms.

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For those who need to hear it. To be ten pounds overweight is barely noticeable. To be ten pounds underweight is cause for concern if not outright alarm.

The primary health impact of being fifty pounds overweight is medical neglect. The primary health impact of being fifty pounds underweight is organ failure.

Skinny =/= healthy. You can not underfeed yourself into balanced nutrition. You can not subtract your way towards a healthy diet. You can not exercise all the spare calories off because bomb calorimetery is a joke of a scientific model that would have been laughed out of any other field.

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

"guys i just got this new" it’s an ad

"let me show you what i just bought from" it’s an ad

"how am i just now discovering" it’s an ad

The list is just Wikipedia's List of Deserts by Area. Hopefully that covers the most likely candidates.

This was prompted by a book I'm reading about the Sahara, which suggested it's what Europeans think of if they think of a desert. Do tag where you're from and which desert you thought of.

If you thought of cactus, you were imagining a desert in the Americas.

Huh, is thinking about deserts different for people who can visualize? Because I just thought the words "The Sahara".

... I'm gonna say yes probably, even though I am more at outline of an object level of detail as opposed to full visualization

but this was mostly snark at Hollywood for shooting everything in california and leaving the cholla in the supposed Arabian peninsula or whar have you

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One of my favourite things about LotR is that Boromir and Pippin have the same rank. Like, there's a reason Tolkien sends Pippin to Minas Tirith while Merry stays with the Rohirrim. The only REAL difference is that Pippin is legally a child (Merry and Sam are only recently adults themselves), which is why he ends up hanging out with Bergil, and why he doesn't have a job at home yet.

(Frodo is the only one I would say doesn't have a job, in that he has very limited responsibilities in the Shire. He would have been one of Merry's adjuncts if his parents had lived. As Bilbo's heir*, he's basically a Gentleman Scholar.)

(Merry and Sam end up with similar ranks, in terms of responsibility, even though Sam is elected. Both of them are subject to Pippin, which is of course hilarious. After Aragorn makes it illegal for Men, including himself, to enter the Shire, there is no indication that this changes, even when an additional Hobbit community is founded by Elanor and Fastred.)

*Bungo Baggins married up by a LOT, and there is every indication that Belladonna loved the crap out of him for it. The Baggins money is almost entirely Took money now (Bungo was not poor by any stretch of the imagination, but Belladonna brought a LOT to that marriage), which is a big part of the reason they don't want the money or the house going to the Sackville-Bagginses.

HEY.

HEY YALL.

USAMERICAN DEMOCRATS SUCCESSFULLY REMOVED EVERY ANTITRANS RIDER FROM EVERY FUNDING BILL

Spread the fucking word because LORD knows democrats fucking suck at spreading it themselves and will fail once again to inform their base

But just in case you’re sitting there going “the Dems aren’t doing anything,” THEY ARE

IT IS JUST SLOW

AND MOSTLY INVISIBLE

BUT THEY ARE

i CANNOT express how much more lovable my friends are to me at their most annoying. i'd rather hear the same story 3 times than not at all. i'd rather read a 22 message text rant about something totally inconsequential than not hear from you all day. i'd rather you tag me in the stupidest post i've ever seen than not know that it made you think of a conversation we had a month ago. BE ANNOYING AT ME. I LOVE YOU

Shane has one (1) emotional conversation about his situationship with his girlfriend and immediately decided that he wanted Ilya… I’m telling you the man never stood a CHANCE. Shane walks into the bar looking fine as hell, who needs to do all that on a TRAVEL DAY to the ASG but he has a Man to Woo so he walks UP TO HIM IMMEDIATELY (social anxiety who, shane doesn’t know her) and starts f l i r t i n g with Ilya “I’m feeling a bit wild” “I’ve always wanted to play on a team with you” “nice shirt, you’re pulling it off” shane turned it up to 100 and Ilya folded like a bad hand. Shane Hollander flirting with Ilya rozanov in a bar full of hockey players in broad daylight is literally ilyas dream

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