[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?

women and gender get the lifeboats first

Reincarnated In Meet N Fuck Kingdom — But I'm Asexual !! • Volume 1: I Seriously Don't Give A Damn About Elfen Breast Milk

Re: blorbo from my research, here is my favorite ever case study. I'm obsessed with it.

Summary:

- Guy presents to neurology with muscle issues, very clearly has something going on but diagnostic tests are inconclusive

- History is mostly unremarkable. Key word, mostly. He drinks four liters of plain Earl Grey tea per day. For context this is nearly twice the recommended daily fluid intake. All fluids, to be clear, not just tea. He only drinks tea tho

- Bergamot is known to be phototoxic in high doses (reacts badly on your skin with sunlight)

- APPARENTLY nobody previously has consumed enough of it for it to be widely known that it is also, apparently, mildly toxic to ingest in high doses

- Guy starts drinking plain black tea again. Only 2 liters this time (he didn't have a medical reason to drink that much tea, he just liked it) and so now he's fully recovered

house md ass case

Ever think we have too much time on our hands?

Idk I stopped wearing watches that work

Did their batteries leak?

call the cops by patrick quinn, 2023, acrylic on canvas, 20 x 23 inches

ALRIGHT,

LAUNDRY

SHERIFF

The Erlkönig Hanno Karlhuber, 1993

The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?

i only understand about 60% of the words in this post but i still think its funny

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incredible things happening in Ljubljana

Witnessed a Helluva Boss-themed male terf blog earlier today. Kind of becomes transcendental thru how conceptually bad it is

It's gotta be a tragic and solitary life right. Like all the other evil fascist gays are ketamine clubber types. And all the other helluva boss fans are online nonbinary teenagers. And you hate nonbinary people so badly but you just can't relinquish your love of the Vivziepop Cinematic Universe. You love it too much. So you just have to wander the world like that one whale that sang a song that no other whale could understand so it could never find a mate. I feel like I can see this guy's life playing out really clearly in my mind's eye. Confessions Of A Helluva Boss Loving Male Terf. Everyone take a moment to thank god you're not him

See none of you understand the intimacy of Morgan's fingers. This woman wears gloves all hours of the day. I think even seeing them would be a very high privilege. Forcing her to take them off is like stripping her naked. Asking her to put her fingers in your mouth would be more sexual than giving her a blowjob I think. She'd look at you with absolute disdain for even suggesting it

The gloves stay on during sex‼️‼️

NO SEE THAT'S WHAT'S SO INTERESTING

BECAUSE DAVID SET IT UP SO SHE'D HAVE TO DO THAT

David could've used DNA, a voice command, a password only the two of them knew, anything. But both for activating Serra and the journal, he made the key Morgan's finger. Because he knew her fingerprint was the most privileged thing in the world. DNA can be collected from hair or saliva, a voice can be recorded, a password can be broken. But only one person in the world had access to Morgan's fingerprint, and apparently that was David. And that signifies David as having been Morgan's closest contact in the entire world. Her closest friend, and the one who knew her the most intimately out of anyone who existed. And still he didn't have the whole picture. Still he couldn't understand the entirety of her. Is that not so incredibly fucking compelling?

Not only that, Morgan makes it clear that David having that level of privileged closeness to her is *okay.*

When she looks through David's work computer and finds that he has her vitals on file - blood, DNA, fingerprints - she just thinks to herself "oh, he must have lifted them from a glass when I visited sometime."

She sort of chastises him in her mind - "now why do you have those?" - but it shows just how vulnerable she's comfortable being around David. She doesn't crash out or panic or even really get mad that he has this data she's worked incredibly hard to conceal on file - at most she's affectionately annoyed.

What's more, it implies that there was at least one time that she was comfortable having her gloves off while visiting David - so much so that she didn't even think to try and clean them up after. At the start of episode two, she has to take her gloves off and the first thing she does when she puts them back on is mentally catalogue everything she touched and go about obliterating the evidence (albeit it's a pretty intense situation).

All this to say, there was *at least* one time that Morgan felt comfortable taking her gloves off in front of David while relaxing and having a drink with him - likely of her own choice. David might have been the only person to ever *see* her actual hand at that point, and she was comfortable.

No wonder she risks it all for Serra.

my niche version of "he would not fucking say that" is "he would not fucking carry that baby to term" for mpreg headcanons. sometimes there is power in recognizing that a fictional man WOULD get a mabortion

went to Me island and I was there yesss