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martianaviator:

ysabelmystic:

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

Purgatory

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velvetys:

Senpai you’re looking ugly as hell is there something wrong with you?

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egberts:

this person’s flex on my sister’s post has me dead

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jokeboyfriend:

jokeboyfriend:

i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure

hes 6

im so fucking frightened for my life

update: i put him to bed and said goodnight and he replied “it wont last” and im fully convinced he holds far more power than any other human being

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pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

so my mom couldn’t handle my hens coming back to Toronto with me, and has already filled the void

one week update:

cutepilled:

word of the day: “woowoo”

definition:

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sergle:

like if a drink is gonna taste bad, then I want it to at least Fuck Me Up, and if a drink isn’t gonna fuck me up, then i want it to taste real nice. but you can’t have a drink that both fails to fuck you up, AND fails to taste good. that’s cheating. and that’s beer.

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charlesoberonn:

Say “geology” but with hard g’s.

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kaijuno:

heavy-medic:

so two trucks by lemon demon has a bpm of 114…

Real boot goofin hours

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dabwax-deactivated20250410:

Make that pussy crinkle

smoqueen-deactivated20251108:

whenever you see people on here talking about “ketamine” it’s not real. they ate a temptations cat treat

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juulpromocode:

theblehthatbloos:

juulpromocode:

juulpromocode:

juulpromocode:

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

hello

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