i left a poem out over night. one hundred lovesick beetles and ants in the kitchen
my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document
i can't seem to find my baby
you’re always on that damn 400 year old tragedy about grief
when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.
sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year
good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting
they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do
feeling real grateful for having the cognitive ability to consciously arrange colors and lines to represent objects and/or ideas rn
Extremely excellent, very very very autistic quote from Brennan Lee Mulligan:
"Curiosity is love for the world, and when you love something, you want to get to know it more. So when you share facts about crows or pterodactyls or whatever, what you are expressing is gratitude for the ability to exist in and come to understand the beauty of the world around you."
"When you tell someone that you don't like all the crow facts, you're...
"You're actually saying that you hate me. I am my crow facts."
ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal
should have contained more portals. i was disappointed by the number of portals
z i hate to break this to you but you as the player are always in direct control of the amount of portals
reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc
it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom
it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror
woofdawg
let’s headbutt with mama!
