to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.
God, I love watching big strong men turn pathetic.
All that muscle, all that gym time, all that flexing like it means something.
And the second I tell you to sit down, shut up, and hump a pillow like a good boy?
You’re already whining.
You’re already leaking.
You’re already looking at me like I’m the only thing holding your dumb little brain together.
You think being strong makes you less pathetic?
It makes it funnier.
You’re built like a tank and still fold like paper when I tease you.
So go ahead. Flex for me. Show me how tough you are.
And then moan like a bitch when I ruin you with one hand.
reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them
Reblog if you love “—” and have never used ChatGPT
Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic
he cheated. on his wife.
he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life
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date of origin: 2014
The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.
I have never gotten into Alexander Hamilton so as an ignorant outsider I only have to ask: what the fuck
my favourite thing about ateez is their collective dedication to making sure we all know that choi san is a loser
c. kamo: give it to him good
warnings: 18+, MDNI, pegging, reader uses a strap, fingering (m!receiving), use of "good boy," choso begs, pt. 2 to this post
Today is the greatest day of Choso Kamo’s life, and he’s certain it’s about to get even better. In the middle of fulfilling his gym tax (sending you pictures of his biceps post-pump) and trying to tell you that he’ll be home a little late tonight, you send him a picture that has him fumbling his phone in his hands to try and hide the screen.
The device slips out of his hands and lands face-down on the gym floor, something Choso is extremely grateful for, because, unless his eyes are playing the cruelest trick on him ever, you just sent him a picture of you wearing a strap on.
‘Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease be there when I pick you up.’
When his trembling fingers finally clamp around the phone, he takes a deep breath before unlocking it.
God, he could cum in his pants just from seeing it.
In the middle of his phone screen is a picture of your hips snugly fitted into a harness while a sparkly purple faux-dick sits pretty between your legs.
There’s a silver bow on the tip of it.
Choso whimpers and speeds over to the locker room.
Who needs extra reps when your girlfriend’s waiting to dick you down at home?
this was so hot a tear ran down my thigh
I need help!!!!!!!!!
I remember a few years ago I read a super cute nsfw fanfic about Nanami Kenton where we got married. It was our honeymoon and we were in Paris. I mainly liked it because the sex was adorable and him and y/n started reciting their vows during it. If ANYONE knows the title of it, who wrote it or if it's still up, please tell me!! I'll be eternally grateful <3
POV: you're reading a fic and now you're automatically wearing cutesy outfits with pink bows and cat ears.
no because the mix of overtop feminization + infantilization baffles and leaves me perplexed because are there REALLY people that enjoy this? don't get me wrong, I love femininity. I love pink colors, laces, dresses and stuff but sometimes it is jarring especially when they make the reader act like a total child. I would just like to remind you people that you can write an interesting love story (or porn) without making the reader act like a kid but like the grown ass woman (or man) (or they/them) she is. it's giving barely disguised encouragement of pedophilia.
and PLEASE make y/n wear more shorts or pants. especially if she's supposed to be a tomboy or in important settings where having a skirt would not benefit her.
I've remade this post with even more magical girls. Like last time if you don't like that I added a character than just move on and don't waste you're time reblogging because I am not remaking this post just cause you're complaining.
still waiting for someone (or something) to give me my magical object so I can transform into a pretty magical girl
