Odysseus: *describing Penelope* I knew the moment I saw her, she was the one

Penelope: *describing Odysseus* His awkward demeanor and puppy eyes captivated me

Penelope: *leaves the room*

*literally less than a second later*

Odysseus: Ugh my life is miserable. What's the point of living? I miss her.

Imagine Odysseus thinking of shaving but Penelope is immediately against the idea because she likes his beard

Penelope: I look like a mess

Odysseus: You're a beautiful mess then

Penelope: You'll never stop flirting will you?

Odysseus: Bold of you to assume I would

Odysseus: You're stuck with this flirt for eternity

Odysseus: You agreed to marry me after all

Penelope: Yes

Penelope: And I do not regret that decision one bit

Penelope: Please tell me you didn't do anything stupid

Odysseus: I may have accidentally killed a man with a banjo

*on a walk*

Odysseus: It gets too cold here

Penelope: Why don't you wear gloves?

Odysseus: Left them at home

Penelope: Awwww. Let me warm your hands for you. *takes his hands and kisses the back of both*

Odysseus: ...holy shit

Penelope: Watch as I hold my whole word in my hands

Odysseus: Yeah right. That's impossible-

Penelope: *holds Odysseus' face in her hands* See?

Odysseus: oh

Penelope: Mhm

Odysseus: *drugged or something* My wife's gonna get mad if she sees you touching me like that on my chest

Penelope: *smiling* I am your wife

Odysseus: ...

Penelope: ...

Odysseus: *squints a little* ...

Penelope: ...

Odysseus: *gasps a little, realizing*

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Penelope: Why weren't you sleeping??

Eurylochus: Because you two were having sex!

Odysseus:

Penelope:

Penelope: No we weren't!

Eurylochus: Don't you lie to me

Eurylochus: I can tell by Odysseus' hair

Eurylochus: *to Odysseus* You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?

Penelope: Oh! He's waking up.

Penelope: Hey there, sleepyhead

Odysseus: Wh- wait...who are you? Did the doctor send you?

Odysseus: Wow ok. Yooooouuuu are EYE. CANDY.

Odysseus: You're so beautiful. You must be a model or something, right?

Penelope: *laughs a little* No. I'm Penelope and we're married.

Odysseus: WE'RE MARRIED?!

Odysseus: Wow...

Odysseus: *carrying a lot of stuff with both arms*

Penelope: *holds hand out to help him*

Odysseus: *moves the stuff to one arm to hold Penelope's hand*

Penelope: That's not what I-ok

Penelope: What are you doing?

Odysseus: *snuggling into her* Hiding

Penelope: Do you mean hugging?

Odysseus: ...did I stutter?

Odysseus: This is my safe place

Odysseus: Now put your arms around me please

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Imagine Penelope kissing Odysseus' scars

That's all. Thank you.

Odysseus: *at 2 am* Penelope, do pigeons have feelings?

Penelope: Go to sleep, dear

Telemachus: *propping himself up* No wait. Do they?

Penelope: How did you get here???

Telemachus: *nestled in between them* What do you mean?

Odysseus: *talking about Penelope* I have a crush on that girl

Ctimene: Really? You want me to set you up with her?

Odysseus: Yeah. If you could-

Ctimene: HEY, PENELOPE! ODYSSEUS SAYS HE'S GOT A CRUSH ON YOU!

Odysseus: CTIMENE-!