Chapter 6.
Like the time Leah wanted to draw something on the Graffiti Bridge.
"That's the worst idea you've ever had," said Fanny as they blocked the sidewalk walking to Leah's bus stop. The Green house was actually in the opposite direction, but Fanny had her bike and was just going to hang out till Leah's bus came. It wasn't an especially dangerous neighborhood--it didn't have that reputation--but better safety in numbers than sorry and all that, which of course went unsaid. "Including when you wanted to shave your head and go as Professor X for Halloween."
"Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise, thank you very much, and that was an awesome idea. Stupid parents, talking me out of it. And friends. And estate of Gene Roddenberry."
"Terrible. But tagging the Bridge? That leaves shaving your head miles behind."
"It's not tagging! It's a legitimate form of artwork."
"Pretty sure 'legitimate' means you can't get arrested for it."
"In the most pedantic, literalistic sense of the word. Anyway, a million people must have painted there over the years. How many have you ever heard of getting arrested?"
"You know what, you're right! I mean, sure, other people have tagged the Bridge a million times before, but wouldn't it be something to be the first two ever arrested for it? We'll go down in history!"
"You say that sarcastically, but part of you knows that'd be totally badass. Besides, it's not like there are cops patrolling the park at night, on the lookout for guerrilla artists on the prowl."
"Wow, you've really talked this up for yourself." They had reached the stop. Fanny leaned her bike against the side of the shelter.
"C'mon. This Saturday night. You say you're coming over to my place, I'll say I'm going over to yours."
"That is the most played-out, sitcom-esque scheme in the book."
"Which is exactly why it'll work!" Leah's tone was so earnest Fanny couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"That is actually the opposite of making sense."
"You're not saying noooo...."
"I'm not going to have any time anyway. I just picked up 'A Study in Scarlet' and I was planning on reading it this weekend." Here Fanny knew she had played her trump card, and it was with some amusement that she watched the struggle going on in Leah's head. She had been trying to get other people at school interested in Sherlock Holmes for forever, and aside from the crowd that had already seen the movies or watched the TV shows she'd had next to no luck. Now one of her closest friends, someone she talked to nearly every day, was about to embark on the very novel that had introduced the consulting detective and his iatric companion.
"Unless you think defacing public property is more urgent?"
"Improving, not defacing. And you can always read Holmes later."
"I'm sure we'll have plenty of free time in jail."
"We're not going to jail! Look, I just want to draw something. If you're so worried, we can use sidewalk chalk instead of paint. No way there's a law against that."
"Pffft. If we're going to do this, we might as well do it right. Do you even know where you can get spray paint?"
"With greatest reluctance."
"Sweet. Don't worry about the paint, I'll figure it out." The bus was pulling up. "And tell your parents about Saturday night, all right?"
"You know, this could be fun. I think I'll paint 'I, LEAH LEVY-NG, AM A HALF-CRAZED DELINQUENT VANDAL' in giant blue letters on one of the supports."
"Just for that, I'm not getting any blue paint."
"Crime never pays, villain!" They were both still laughing as the bus pulled away and Fanny pushed off on her bike.