Protestants are so fucking lame what do you mean the Pope threw a rave?

nothing’s felt real since like 2012

okay, I’ll bite. What’s media

media is when one guy is chasing another with a knife but a tv camera zooms in so it looks like the guy with the knife is being attacked by the guy who’s actually running away. that’s media.

Christ that’s fucked up. Is anyone doing anything about this?

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

i kinda play a character on here but also the character is just me so it cancels out

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

what the hell are you doing. stop that.

Constructing geographic edifices that challenge the boundaries of hilldom and devising exciting new dooms to meet upon them.

Best way I’ve ever seen academia described.

Fandom, academia, and Minecraft.

Just saw a gigantic iceberg drifting by

HUH???

that's normal

that's literally normal. an instrument is a girl she has feelings and can hear you.

Hope for the democratic party?

something something the poetry of science etc

woah

yeah

someone give this man access to video essays

inspo tweet ⬇️

Just had someone call me. After I gave a quite non-commital grunt as a hello, I heard "Hi there! I'm Hannah with United Solutions! :)". After giving another non-commital grunt, she said "How can I help you today?" to which I responded "Wh- you called ME!"

Her response: "Okay! My name is Barbara, and I'm with United Solutions :)"

I consider the empty set a set, why wouldn't I consider "no air dash" an air dash mechanic?

Inviting you to dinner and serving you nothing on the grounds that an empty plate is part of the set of meals.

little mac finds his lost cat (based off this idea)