dude your fucking "grungler" just quoted blanchard at me

Knight fact:

90% of valiant knights-errant quit running themselves ragged in pursuit of unattainable ideals just before they're about to fulfill their noble cause and prove their chivalric virtues. Just keep questing!

I kinda of wanna write a gay sports romance novel but it’s about HEMA fighters

If this post gets 100k notes I will write it

Let’s pitch in everyone we gotta make him look at sweaty sword boys

why do ducklings travel in such an obviously chain-lightning-able formation? are they stupid?

for make a terrible comic day

ICE fucking abandoned the scene in a Minneapolis neighborhood and left their battle plans and designs on the city, fake license plates, and challenge tokens which they reward themselves for arrests. Looney Tunes shit.

gideon's lesbian-o-vision rendering all men kinda yuck except palamedes is a strong argument in favor of she's just preordering

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be Small Boobs Glasses Girl

Slightly bigger boobs would be nice though… like if it were allowed.

Realistically Moderate Boobs Glasses Girl sounds nice. I think it sounds nice.

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

everytime I’m reminded that men will straight up complain about how pussy smells and there’s a whole industry around women buying products trying to cure it like some kind of disease it Goes in the evidence pile towards heterosexuality being some kind of obligation based death cult wherein each side despises one another truly and deeply . What I wanted to post is I would huff pussy smell out of a paper bag in a back alley like it’s paint fumes but the thought went elsewhere