I have to admit that this one made me laugh out loud

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

you could never make me hate magitech/scifantasy settings. fantasy and scifi are two beuatiful women to me and they are kissing with tongue.

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America