pastel-pink-psycho:

kittyit:

if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. I promise

exaltedrevenge:

darlingofdots:

knightsickness:

there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

“a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good” and “people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica” are both correct statements

transmcytshowdown:

using tumblr as your only social media is such a funny worldview. oh, do i have any idea what’s going on in american politics? nah, but tumblr mutual catboy-tdick who’s 10 years older than me just got a new job so that’s pretty cool

mapleejay:

they should invent earbuds and headphones that don’t hurt your ears after a little while

snowysoul-squrirel:

anna-neko:

shu-of-the-wind:

aqueerkettleofish:

artistefish:

chimthecappy:

dark-wizard-guy-fieri:

shubbabang:

context (via @mellorocket)

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like “aw thanks elmo, we’re doing well” meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo’s Twitter.

“So, boss… I may have messed up.”

“What did you do, Ray?”

“Well, I made a post for Elmo saying ‘Hi, how’s everybody doing?’”

“I mean, that’s kind of what we pay you for.”

“Yeah, but…. <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo.”

“Oh.”

“God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them.”

“Get the others.”

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

and important addition

Source: instagram

Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment

ovur:

What a disgusting pervert, we should kill it

whereserpentswalk:

prokopetz:

“How can you write pornographic fanfic if you’re asexual?”, we ask, as though your average allosexual fanfic author does have first-hand experience with getting railed by a werewolf with a two-foot cock.

“average allosexual fucks one werewolf a year" factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average person fucks 0 werewolves per year. Wolfcock Georg, who lives in cave & fucks over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

beardedmrbean:

audiobyte-moved:

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

willgrahamscock:

you can say whatever you want on here except that you headcanon a character as a bottom. they will stone you to death for that one

dapperpossum:

I love how the universal reaction of Gortash fans upon realizing they’ve become Gortash fans is just

aerin67:

Some stupid DUrge textposts

so-much-for-subtlety: