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Situationship AU
Heated Rivalry has taken over my life and like any rational autistic girlie, I’m making it about my OTP. So here’s some Juce fanart based off a HR screen grab. Enjoy!

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Heated Rivalry has taken over my life and like any rational autistic girlie, I’m making it about my OTP. So here’s some Juce fanart based off a HR screen grab. Enjoy!
I can’t remember who said this in the tags on a jealous ilya post so please come claim credit for your idea but: I do love the idea that ilya’s jealousy is just jealousy, not a desire to control or change shane’s behavior. he’s fiercely jealous of everyone else who’s gotten to see or touch or talk to or lay claim to shane in any way, and he’s fiercely possessive of shane (MINE. every one of his firsts and lasts should be MINE) but he doesn’t expect shane to stop being friends with rose and he delivers the “list of all the guys you’re fucking” line without making it sound like he thinks shane shouldn’t have been fucking other guys before they got together for real. I don’t usually enjoy jealousy as a fic emotion for the same reason that I don’t love really intense controlling dom/sub dynamics. but I could get very into it as like. ilya just BURNING UP INSIDE with jealousy and then dicking shane down soooo good about it but not in a you’re being punished for looking at someone else kind of way. just in an okay! and now I’m going to fuck you so good that other people won’t cross your mind ever again because when you’re not with me the only thing you’ll be thinking about is how soon you can have me inside you again.
I really and genuinely need season 2 to have more sex because the amount of people who think that the sex should stop or slow down now that there’s emotional intimacy is staggering.
Once you’re in a fully committed relationship with someone you love and want to have sex with, the intimacy and trust only makes you into bigger freaks btw.
Anyway, HR foley artist, I’m expecting more wet thrusting sounds from you. I don’t care if you have to slap all the roasted hams in Canada to do it.
The hottest Ilya Rozanov has ever looked is when Shane asks "how could we let this happen?" and you can see Ilya behind him completely lost in the sauce hanging by a tenuous thread having clearly been edged to an inch of his life going at the pace Shane wants like the service top that he is and that vein visibly throbbing and almost popping out of his temple and his eyes are love drunk fuck struck sex crazed staring at Shane's lips and he's sweating his balls off as red as a tomato looking like he's 2 seconds away from having a reunion with his mother and he loves Shane and Shane loves him and he's too hard rn to understand what the actual fuck a rhetorical question is so he answers out of breath with a not contained at all horniness with something about stupid and irresponsible and Shane finally finally says "please fuck me" so he grips Shane's thigh with one hand and his shoulder with the other and starts thrusting like his life depends on it and Shane's gripping his hair and controlling his movements like the freaking rat from ratatouille and he pulls those golden curls hard enough to take out a few strands and Shane's fingers are in his mouth and he sucks on his nipples so hard he almost has him lactating and the windows are open and the sun is shining and it's a perfect fucking sight.
I am approaching the data breach fic with unpure intentions full of a lust for realism that is being delivered 10000000%
So wtf is going on with snl?? Mike on cocaine? Making fun of the coming out scene AND conformitygate?? FUCKING HARRYPOTTER/HEATEDRIVALRY RON X HARRY????
I know some people are mad but guys I’m fucking crying laughing right now what timeline are we in this is so funny 💀.
Also Finn wolfhard is gonna go far in this world I can already tell.