Every Thing Maker

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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joeyclaire

hermey the elf was transgender

joeyclaire

female elves:

  • blond hair and small noses
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male elves:

  • no hair and big noses
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hermey:

  • blond hair and small nose
  • is a trans man
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joeyclaire

you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist

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“No daughter of mine will become a dentist!”

“I’m trans actually”

“No son of mine will become a dentist!”

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spineless-lobster

Shit man, this trojan war is fucked. I just saw a guy raise his hands to the sky and say “grey-eyed athena, strengthen my spear” or some similar shit, and he felled 27 men at once before being whisked away by divine mist. The narrator didn’t even mention him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is stuck with a bow and 2 arrows. I think I just heard “would to god my rage, my fury would drive me now to hack your flesh away and eat you raw” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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surprisebitch

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

keyhollow

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

black-girl-against-feminism

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

kayrowhitesyrup

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

jabberwockypie

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

systlin

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 

joekewlio

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

cheshireinthemiddle

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

tulparightsactivist

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Originally posted by desingyouruniverse

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bundibird

You’re not allowed to let your chickens eat eggs purely because if they discover that they can, you will never get another egg from them again. They WILL eat them before you can collect them.

awesomeavocadolove

Yeah I was going to mention this. Once they get the taste, they’ll eat their own eggs and the eggs of other hens if they can. At that point, you gotta cull them.

headspace-hotel

I saw a post on pinterest recommending “anti-cannibalism spray” for chickens and the comments were all people like “It works!”