reblog to give your mutuals their comfort drink with a kiss on their forehead
reblog to give your mutuals their comfort drink with a kiss on their forehead
internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing
date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.
happy 10 year anniversary!
This post.
This fucking post.
It is in some ways, the only piece of evidence I have that there was a time Before.
i have been away from tumblr for a while but i promise . i swear to you this : i have made my life better and worse in new and immeasurable ways
If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say “for you, it’s on the mouse”
the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say “mousegirl” and not “mouse.” don’t pretend this isn’t what’s going on either i know the score i know what’s up. i’m familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone’s gotta know.
>10 hours ago
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in retrospect it’s even crazier that the reason “girl” set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese
please god watch this right now
The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they’re going for in each segment its GREAT.
Wizar
archeologists forever finding ancient little statues of fat women & animal people yet we still hating ? its been our favourite shit since we were apes and if u don’t understand this u need to get hit on the fucking head
abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt
The new A$AP Rocky album is going to be a concept album about what it’s like to creampie Rihanna
Takashi Yamazaki’s next Godzilla movie has a title and logo: Godzilla Minus Zero.
goo
Not his name