If you have ever used a gif like these, I want you to know that these were all made by one guy, a 78 year old man named Dave Sutton, also known as 3dgifartist. He made thousands of gifs for decades! See many more on his website!

After a lengthy absence from social media, it was confirmed by his granddaughter that he's recently passed away. Rest in peace, Dave. All your oomfies miss you 💔

here are some more gifs of his that i thought were funny. use his gifs forever so that he'll always be around ❤️

something is weird with your baby’s genitals!! this might cause some slightly awkward hookups 30 years from now. as such it is imperative that we operate while its body is as small and prone to spontaneously dying as possible before it has the chance to form ANY OPINIONS

A wonderful day to take a stroll around Snowpoint City

that one screenshot of anthony bourdain taking valium on a plane and tweeting about applejack being a lesbian belongs in the louvre

culturally significant work

[ID: Screenshot of a reddit post from r/offmychest written by user kubrado. Says the following:

i need to get this off my chest because i've been doing this for 3 years and no one in my life knows

every saturday and sunday i put on nice clothes and go to open houses. i act like a normal potential buyer. i nod at the kitchen. i say things like "oh great natural light" and "is this the original hardwood?" and the realtors eat it up

but i'm not there for the house. i'm there for the toilets

at some point during every visit i excuse myself to check the bathroom and then i flush stuff. it started small like a big wad of toilet paper then i got curious. now i bring things with me. golf balls, a small bar of soap, a whole tangerine once. one time i flushed an entire stick of butter just to see (it went down smooth actually vv impressive)

i have a spreadsheet: 200+ toilets tested. i track the address, toilet brand if i can tell, what i flushed, how it handled it (scale of 1-10), and notes. some toilets are warriors. some are weak. the data is fascinating honestly

anyway here's what i've learned:

GOD TIER (9-10):

SOLID (7-8):

MID (5-6):

AVOID (1-4):

i'm not even looking to buy. i rent a studio. i just like knowing. like if i ever DO buy i'll know which neighborhoods have good water pressure. that feels valuable to me

one time i went to this one house in the nice part of town. $1.2 million listing. beautiful place. i was confident. too confident maybe. i brought a russet potato because i wanted to see what a luxury toilet could handle

i'm in the master bath. huge toilet. looked expensive. i drop the potato and flush. it doesn't go down. i flush again. water starts rising. i'm watching my life flash before my eyes

i hear the realtor say "sir is everything okay in there?" and i panicked and said "yeah just washing my hands very thoroughly. covid habits haha" while i'm watching this potato spin in rising water

i did the only thing i could think of. i rolled up my sleeve. i reached in. i grabbed the potato. i shoved it in my jacket pocket. a wet warm potato in my pocket. flushed again. water went down

walked out with the most normal face i could manage. shook the realtor's hand with my non-potato hand. said "beautiful home, i'll be in touch" and walked straight to my car. i sat there for 10 minutes just staring at the steering wheel

i threw the jacket away. couldn't look at it anymore. that was my lowest point. i took a two week break after that

anyway the toilet was a Duravit. going in my "AVOID" tier. $1.2 million house and the toilet can't handle a russet potato. embarrassing

my friends think i go hiking on weekends. i don't correct them. this is my hiking

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Praxis

This is about to be the latest addition to the list of failed Libertarian societies.

True libertarianism (everyone gives me what I want all the time forever) has never been tried

fucking idiot

You are Susceptible to the Following Conditions:

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obsessed with this. transmed!ringo.

ive been repeating this in my head since i read it and i fear its not getting better

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, having a water aspect.

finally vodka, which is also cold, but dry, has an earth aspect

And water is cold and dry so it has an aspect of earth