EVIL Tommy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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HELLO. I’m Tommy. i basically just shitpost and soooometimes i draw. I can animate but rarely do so cuz i lack motivation, I VOICEACT!!! If you want me to do volunteer VA work for things like podcasts SEND ME AN ASK WITH DETAILS AND I CAN MESSAGE YOU.


Pronouns: He/she.


Omnisexual (Slightly obscure sexuality. Basically, I like both sexes but prefer 1. In my case i prefer female.)

probably adhd

MINOR


PFP IS BY @gummybearzone THEY’RE COOL GO FOLLOW THEM HAHAHAH

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MUTUALS:

@the-nird FELLOW CHNT FRIEND. We actually met during a gravity falls MAP.


@its-a-pain-having-a-name REALLY COOL ARTIST. Another chnt fiend.


@bird-f0od Friend from an old discord server.


@spotifybutteredbread (old) ACCOUNT ABANDONED. now another, different account.


@doohickler ARTIST. Doesn’t post as much anymore however :[


@satan-offical THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES I’M MOOTS WITH SATAN.


@uraniumeater5000 Chnt buddy :]


@hotwormsoup I’M IN THEIR PODCAST. COMING SOON. CLOCK TOWER.


@glassanomaly We began as Moots-in-law and soon became moots. Chnt/Will Wood buddy.


@roughly57bluejaysinatrenchcoat they like clouds


@dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme FELLOW IRISH WILL WOOD/CHNT FAN.


@bellefromhelle they’re cool. i have to talk to them more


@yourlocalcryptid13 ALSO hotwormsoup. but other account.


@mx-capgras They’re trynna replace themself.


@5harkiiz-bytes CHNT MOOT


@idontevenknow7878 Irl bitch friend.

@tym4spex COOL ART COOL ART COOL ART. magnus archives fiend.

@notacheeseshagger NOT the new account of a certain mutual listed.

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TAGS:

wow i’ve never done this before…


#tommyyaps - yapping. usually about chnt and stuff

#tommyshitposts - shitposting

#tommyspeaks - the rare VA junk


#tommydraws - art and junk. includes animation.

#tommyfixations - whatever im fixated on at the time

#tommyreblogs - self explanitory

#tommyanswers - never going to be used

#tommyocs - OH BOY WE WILL GET TO THAT.

POSTS OF INTEREST:

OC VOICE TEST YAYAYAYAYAYA: https://www.tumblr.com/evil–tommy/800845778110332928/very-important-post111?source=share


BLOG REBRAND


FANDOMS:

WILL WOOD

CAMP HERE AND THERE

UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES

im reading homestuck (sorry)

ANYWAYS BYE

I DONT LIKE

radqueers, racists, transphobes, homophobes, TERFS CAN KINDLY FUCK OFF, people who are procensorship are a soft no. i am anticensorship in most aspects. just, people who hate things? i hate a fuckton of things (ai, most of my dni list, various people i know) but if all you talk about is how much you hate something rather than all the good tings there are? then please fuck off and revaluate your views.


I DO LIKE

if you are trans!

people with xenogenders/neopronouns

therians

fans of any media i also enjoy

im perfectly ok with religion as long as you arent homophobic lol!

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nealashitposts

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.


So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.


She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.


He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.


My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

nealashitposts

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

hyperrbolic-orange

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

dancinbutterfly

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

no-one-offical

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tommyreblogs

Words cannot describe the emotion that I, proud nintendo guy, felt when i got a steamdeck. It was a fucking gamechanger.

I have a console from a company that is not hostile to its consumers, constantly holds sales, has tons of indie games, gives regular updates, allows other software/games from not steam to be installed, makes amazing controls, makes amazing games and has a really based guy at the head of it. Buy a steamdeck, fuck nintendo.

And it can emulate switch tommyyaps nintendo switch nintendo steam steam deck
glassanomaly
glassanomaly

when the boys team finally gives up on trying out Mongolian throat singing so they resort to theorizing on how they select the pope in Cars (this sport is a prison)

evil--tommy

I imagine it involves a lengthy process like we have in our world where the high ranking christian cars would get together in a Carclave, a very secretive process, and would end in the blowing of certain smoke from the smokestacks of several vehicles. I propose this as it seems similar to the steps in our own world. The fact that the pope even exists in the car universe is baffling and also the idea of him needing a Popemobile implying attempted assassination is clearly just meant to mimic our own world.

It has also been proposed by some that the cars all mimic human activity by choice and to a strict extent, perhaps implying that the pope is chosen not by democracy but by mimicking the past society of humans. The cars are clearly, if we are to believe humans existed at all in cars (likely), many years into the future so picking one with this method wouldn’t be much of a problem. However questions have to be raised about what could happen after they’ve run out of Popes. Maybe if we are to believe in the Pixar Theory, the humans living in the past of the car world may have realised that all of this is far more complicated than a god. They could have found out about the inner-workings of the soul, or the true insides of brains. This could lead to a complete collapse in Christianity for humans thus leading to one in the cars universe.

The simple facts are that much evidence points to the idea of humans once existing in the cars universe and not to the universe of cars being some kind of “alternate reality”. In conclusion, I propose that cars pick the popes in mimicry of human civilisation before them.

cars pixar disney pixar tommyreblogs
satan-offical
dazeylily

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

sqooops

[new to masochism] no 😦

totally-cis-offical

[experienced with consent] ok i won’t

evil--tommy

[new to rejection] wait why not

evil--tommy

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man what the fuck @satan-offical

satan-offical

I can stop liking your posts if you want

evil--tommy

its not that its like if you saw a celebrity out in the streets and you look at them and its like “hey man what the FUCK are you doing here” but also PLEASE STAY

tommyreblogs yet another satan interaction