Gonna be occupied for like the next month brb

FREE FROM OVER/UNDER YAOI PURGATORY!

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn't the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.

sweep sweep sweep pales in the face of the windsor versamatic 14

I know this is about capitalism but it's also about my knees

he’s still alive and breaking into homes with his girlfriend as of September 2025 btw

@sunflowers-son im your gifter for the @outerwilds-events quantum entanglement exchange! hope you like it ::D

i always wondered how gossan got back from the attlerock after they crashed their ship...

This is great.

[ID: website titled "CreepyLink

The URL shortener that makes your links look as suspicious as possible.

Normal links are too trustworthy. Make them creepy."

the original link is "google.com," above a big, red "Make it creepy" button

"Your suspiciously shortnened URL:

https://usaa.web-safe.link/8jAeIB_urgent_secu..." /end ID]

I wish I was a vampire. It would create a wide range of scary new problems for me to have to deal with but at least I'll have fangs

@a-drifting-boat

It feels almost unbelievable that there's an Olympics this year. Not just this year but next month. Like can you please come back another time thanks

At least they're in Italy though

(tags by @unashamedly-enthusiastic)

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

It was a global problem

[ID: Two ivory figurines; the first is a kitsune disguised as a Buddhist monk, and the second is a fox dressed as a Catholic monk. End ID]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

lowkey i find my sickly heart beats faster when innocent blood is spilled

i found this in my screenshots from eighth grade im crying

insanely funny that they put anti-piracy ads on actual legit dvds back in the day. "hey you, person who presumably bought this dvd the legal way and doesn't pirate. here's an annoying ad we're going to make you watch. by the way did you know there's a way to download and watch this shit for free? well you do now. please don't use it. bye bye". i can't believe it didn't work out for them

If you're too young to have encountered these stupid things regularly:

If you’re too young to

have encountered these stupid

things regularly:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.