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20s. she/her. you’ll figure out the rest.

today on “i have a master’s degree” i:

- sent an email meant for my boss to the entire staff of my school (it was just asking if the students might be interested in a program so it was okay but sheesh)

- had to say to a class of first graders, “how do you think it makes me feel when you call me cringe?”

anyway pay teachers more

oh someone told me something useful yesterday. she said she’s been thinking about her tbr less as an overwhelming list of books she Must Read and more like she’s cultivating a wine cellar. making a rich collection that will provide the perfect thing when needed. a bottle will get uncorked when the time is right

This is an ADHD minefield, where sometimes I'll have a project I need to work on and I'll say
'Oh, I'm going to do it here at this desk, but I do need to clean this desk before i can start working on it,'
'Oh, I need to figure out where to put this stuff I cleaned from the desk,'
'Oh, it goes in this closet and now I gotta clean this closet so I can put the stuff from the desk I cleaned there,'
and pretty soon it's June.

Travis McElroy

Posting this here so it’s time stamped. In the mbmbam naming of 2026, Travis will suggest twenty honey sticks. Like those little honey sticks. That’s all

Every year I listen in horror as the McElroys inevitably decide upon the Year Name that is hardest to come up with a pleasing design for. And yet, here we are, with my drawing for Twenty Make It Stick, as well as some of my favorite rejected names.

Rest assured, I will be doing my best to cook up some heaters for the big boy in the year to come. Happy New Year, everybody

jared keeso: so yall are familiar with the show jacob and i created. the award-winning comedy about life in rural canada. in which i portray the main character.

crave: yeah for sure. letterkenny. the americans sure seem to like it.

jared: and you remember that one-off hockey player character? the one with the chirps?

crave: mhm yeah we love shoresy.

jared: glad to hear it. anyway so i’m thinking we make a show about him. make it a real touching examination of community and identity. real funny too. lotsa hockey.

crave: perfect! we know you were shoresy in letterkenny, but no one ever saw your face. so who’s going to play shoresy in your spinoff?

jared keeso: what do you mean, my guy?

The All-Star Game moment is truly just a hockey version of Gustav Klimt's The Kiss because the joy was off the charts and so of course, I had to do it

heated rivalry finale / shoresy season 5 / check please year 5 announcement what a WEEK for hockey fiction i'm thriving crops growing

there has never been a character as horrendously down bad for someone as shoresy is for laura mohr. he'd take a header off the bridge of nations just to brush arms with her. he'd do a full gainer down the crack in killarney just to hold her purse. he'd tongue-kiss a toaster just to vacuum her car. he'd take his eyebrows off just for a high five from her. he'd bite into a beehive just to hose out her bins. these are all direct quotes from the show btw

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