Hi! I changed my profile photo from a drawing of Ransom from Check Please (hockey player, red uniform, yellow background). I always get confused when ppl change their pictures, so if something seems unfamiliar, that’s why!

It’s irl hockey player Marc-Andre Fleury surrounded by flowers now.

This is what it used to be:

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wizardshark:

bisexual-engineer-enby:

skippyisntfunny:

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why’s this dude built like crash bandicoot

puffsaddy:

nonasuch:

nat-20s:

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

oh shit i almost missed it!

pride-knightess:

toe-fingerman:

unlimited-nobu-works:

the floating head of wisdom

Please don’t fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It’s a regular horse, it’s neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what’s actually going on.

Thank you for the clarification

danmangan:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

mrspockomakeitso:

capstellium:

kabaks:

kabaks:

sorry i’m reblogging this again but this just makes me so fucking angry. this reminds me of those dudes running game of thrones who had virtually no experience and were allowed to just. treat a multimillion dollar franchise as their little fuck-around-and-learn-about-tv sandbox. why are white men with no credentials allowed to get away with this over and over again while the rest of us have to fight tooth and nail for literal crumbs. i fucking hate the entertainment industry

tfw you realize you put more thought into your self indulgent fanfic in middle school than someone in charge of a multimillion dollar franchise that employs thousands of people and is watched by millions.

bbcsherlock:

maybe when they air the secret stranger things episode they’ll accidentally upload the wrong file from the industry folder of secret tv episodes and it’ll be the lost sherlock episode instead

oracleofselfies:

k-simplex-deactivated20241001:

ceausescue:

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying “my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]” or “my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]”

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker “My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic”

This post has found its target market

wizard0rb:

wizard0rb:

wizard0rb:

wizard0rb:

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

happy birthday to the only video game ever

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

taskmastercaps:

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Ania Magliano says, “Alex, just look away, I’m going to start taking my clothes off.” Alex Horne, who’s trapped in a corner by Sanjeev Bhaskar, replies nervously, “Right.” Standing next to Ania, Phil Ellis says, “Alex, look at me, I’m about to start taking my clothes off.” Alex says, “Right, er, oh, you want me to look at you, and not look at you? Right.” End ID.]

asurrogateblog:

I can see people’s auras but I don’t believe in that stuff so I just ignore it

suigintou:

deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins