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Carl Wheezer do be Thicc

@extrathicccarlwheezer

mid 20s | they/them | queer | autistic
huge star wars fan
currently in Black Sails mode, search my blog for #black sails clips

Something so disgusting about how the original Haitian zombie folklore is "the zombies are victims of a sorcerer who exploits them as slaves" and then modern zombie media is "the zombies just appear from an infection that turns Real People into a rampaging horde serving no other purpose than to threaten Civilization" like.

The Haitian zombie is very clearly metaphorical for the very real horrors of slavery, while the viral zombie is fundamentally about "what if there was a type of guy it was completely okay to kill and you got to exist in a survivalist fantasy as a Badass, also when infrastructure collapses it's every man for himself and altruism goes away"

And isn't it super interesting to think about that in the context of historical US-Haiti relations?

Aw, how sweet, they have seating for your pet Pokemon, with little steppies for the teeny ones! How adorable! It's so lovely that this city is so considerate of Pokemon!

I wonder how well they treat the homele-

oh.

"Reformed" mad scientist who's committed themselves to repairing this broken world in lasting and sustainable ways because they already tried the global domination thing and discovered that they hate having to micromanage shit.

Honestly if they quit world domination because they hate micromanagement, their villain org sucks ass. This tracks though because mad scientists are famously terrible at delegation.

It turns out that the sorts of minions who are willing to get on board with the idea of perfecting the world through brute force are actually pretty bad at effecting positive change without meticulous supervision.

god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you

guy who talks about how unethical mt rushmore is but it slowly becomes clear that he isn't talking about environmental issues or native american land claims and instead believes that a four-headed chimera president was first created and then turned to stone

yesterday i ate two yogurts normally (remembers we're on tumblr) i mean if i were a bee i'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so i can't escape

namesakes of temperature scales and how real they sound:

  • Anders Celsius: yeah sure that's the name of a scientist I'll believe that
  • William "Lord Kelvin" Thompson: there's something really british going on here with that title but I suppose it checks out
  • Dan Fahrenheit: literally shut up

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