part time soulmate, full time problem

Jan 16

brighteyesandstardust:

busket:

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tumblr theyre saying that youre dead, again

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(via matttheratking)

lesbianalicent:

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(via saint-ambrosef)

Jan 15

panzyqueen:

werewolf-transgenderism:

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wrapping him up in a blanket and giving him a warm beverage, he’s been through a lot it’s what he deserves

[ID: a sketchy digital drawing in greyscale of Ed Teach with his hair up in a messy bun, wrapped up in a blanket and holding a warm mug with steam rising from it. he has a very soft and vulnerable expression on his face.]

This is a sketch? You SKETCHED THIS? This is gorgeous!

bluecollarfagdyke:

“ooh i’m getting all my tattoos removed bc tattoos aren’t cool anymore they’re out of style and no longer match my aesthetic” i’m not gonna mince words anymore if you got tattoos because they were a cool aesthetic and not because you actually wanted them then you’re a fucking idiot

(via bookwormcheerleader)

coldpapernightmare:

latchofficial:

dogtoks:

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hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

(via bookwormcheerleader)

phantomsofyourformerself:

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i’m going to read all the books in the world.

(via brokenfork)

hypotenussy:

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

doggiedyke:

doggosource:

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Oh you know he said roo roo roo roo

(via bookwormcheerleader)

stjohnstarling:

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

(via saint-ambrosef)

serendaphnis:

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gold diggers in 1899

creekfiend:

people talk about how we need to bring back “don’t feed the trolls” rhetoric for modern internet ragebait and I agree but also I think the most useful thing from the Old Internet that I miss is LURKING

be a lurker. just read things and think about them without feeling the need to weigh in or call out or disseminate everything you encounter. it’s so nice and so freeing and it’s a good way to learn things.

I have frequently regretted getting involved in shit that didn’t involve me online but you know what I’ve never regretted doing? Lurking. literally lurk moar

bibaleen:

autophage:

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

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(via saint-ambrosef)

Jan 12

ganymedian:

I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep

(via sarcastic-clapping)

lieutenant-sarcastic:

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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

(via scp2337)

tpwrtrmnky:

“Block this ad” isn’t good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company “this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product”