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Where’s Bobby in the deadbeat Miyeong Au? I got my own lil spin on this idea.

He is the son of a single mother, who saw Celine being treated so badly by the media and saw his own mum in her, everything the media said about her was something he’d already heard a thousand times over. So he decides that he could be better than the media who was so quick to disparage Celine. He gets into managing idol groups, small ones at first, but he’s quickly given the ones with scandals.

It’s his choice to go after misogyny rather than one of his idols that makes Celine aware of him. She may have been ousted, but she still has contacts in SLE. Contacts shes all too willing to use for her daughter’s sake. Bobby gets the job of managing an up and coming K-Pop girl group, protégés of the two Sunlight Sisters.

He’s the first one to be made aware of Rumis upbringing, because he sympathises with Rumis discomfort around the SLS. She breaks down one night, asks him why he’s so nice to her- the bastard child of a whore mother. Bobby tells her that they’re the same, and Rumi begins to trust him. Eventually, she tells him about her mother, and he picks his side.

He trains Rumi in the art of the spin, how to flip interviewers questions on their heads by making obvious their personal bigotry. Bobby is a prodigy in media training, and Rumi is his magnum opus. They work together to raise awareness for the difficulties single mothers face, beginning the long process to repair Celines reputation. No one but them can see what they’re doing.

Imagine Rumi, so angry at the way her mother was treated, turning herself into the media’s darling. Making it so that if Huntr/x or the SLS ever turned on her, they’d be the ones attacked the worst. Bobby protecting her, helping her change the publics perception with each game show and signing. He loves his girls, he never wants to see them fall. But Rumi is different, she’s his reflection.

King Bobby, give him a crown. 😔.

Industry question, questions about her family, about being the successors to the Sunlight Sisters all ending up sliding into a conversation about misogyny in the industry and society (because industry reflects society and idols are nothing without the fans).

Slowly, interview by interview, year by year, laying the groundwork so at the right moment, there can be a reckoning for the entire industry.

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Ok but Bobby would have FEELINGS about working for the SLS mentee group, after how much he and his mom personally suffered bc of the way they talked about Celine.

I think he would be strictly professional and slightly icy with the Duo, warm towards the girls but helping correct all three when they fall into internalized shitty mindsets, maybe he'd be a little less close to them at first, and a lot more after they all know about celine being rumi's eomma.

I also think rumi gets him to meet celine fairly early on, and the two of them talk about the industry and rumi's role in it and what to do if their relation comes out depending on how long she's been cultivating her image, etc.

The duo is confused when Huntrix seems to love this guy so much. He's just an average manager, though good at his job, but just a guy, doesnt talk much, doesnt seem to care to be around very much (not when THEY are there, not that they know that). Gets nearly imperceptibly tense and snappy when certain specific sls songs or when they ask about his personal life. Meanwhile he's a completely different person when the duo isnt there, and the girls grow to love him (partly bc they meet after zoey and mira have had a couple reality checks and started watching their words at least a little. Time and effort will handle the rest).

Oh, actually, idea! Because why would this Bobby work with SLE at all if he feels so strongly? How did Celine find out about Bobby?

So consider;

It's a friendship/mentoring relationship that began when Bobby first wrote to Celine years ago when he was a young boy when the scandal first broke. Just simple words of encouragement in a child's scrawl that touched Celine so much she wrote back.

And this began a sort of penpal type thing where he would periodically write to Celine and Celine would always answer back with whatever advice she felt qualified to give at the time.

When he writes in one of this letters that he's thinking about going into managing idol groups, well, Celine was never management but she does know all too well the pitfalls of idol life and what warning signs to look out for and how to talk *to* management so they'll listen.

And at the end of that series of exchanges, she's essentially written a how to guide. Bobby tweaks some advice (some things have changed in the last ten years, though not as much as anyone would like), finds what works for him. But his debut as a group manager is far more successful than anyone expected.

(He finds a bouquet of flowers on his desk after his first group debuts. It's anonymously sent but he knows who they're from.)

Years later, more experienced and highly in drmand, he gets an offer from SLE to manage an upcoming girl group -- successors to the Sunlight Sisters.

He's about to decline the offer out of hand when he notices that Kang Rumi is one of the girls and, curious, he accepts the interview.

Anonymous asked:

Where’s Bobby in the deadbeat Miyeong Au? I got my own lil spin on this idea.

He is the son of a single mother, who saw Celine being treated so badly by the media and saw his own mum in her, everything the media said about her was something he’d already heard a thousand times over. So he decides that he could be better than the media who was so quick to disparage Celine. He gets into managing idol groups, small ones at first, but he’s quickly given the ones with scandals.

It’s his choice to go after misogyny rather than one of his idols that makes Celine aware of him. She may have been ousted, but she still has contacts in SLE. Contacts shes all too willing to use for her daughter’s sake. Bobby gets the job of managing an up and coming K-Pop girl group, protégés of the two Sunlight Sisters.

He’s the first one to be made aware of Rumis upbringing, because he sympathises with Rumis discomfort around the SLS. She breaks down one night, asks him why he’s so nice to her- the bastard child of a whore mother. Bobby tells her that they’re the same, and Rumi begins to trust him. Eventually, she tells him about her mother, and he picks his side.

He trains Rumi in the art of the spin, how to flip interviewers questions on their heads by making obvious their personal bigotry. Bobby is a prodigy in media training, and Rumi is his magnum opus. They work together to raise awareness for the difficulties single mothers face, beginning the long process to repair Celines reputation. No one but them can see what they’re doing.

Imagine Rumi, so angry at the way her mother was treated, turning herself into the media’s darling. Making it so that if Huntr/x or the SLS ever turned on her, they’d be the ones attacked the worst. Bobby protecting her, helping her change the publics perception with each game show and signing. He loves his girls, he never wants to see them fall. But Rumi is different, she’s his reflection.

King Bobby, give him a crown. 😔.

Industry question, questions about her family, about being the successors to the Sunlight Sisters all ending up sliding into a conversation about misogyny in the industry and society (because industry reflects society and idols are nothing without the fans).

Slowly, interview by interview, year by year, laying the groundwork so at the right moment, there can be a reckoning for the entire industry.

Want some demon situationship angst?

Humans age, demons don't.

So when it comes time for Celine to pass through to the other side, the Situationship is left alone again. And so she goes back into the underworld and asks the gods of the underworld how she can change her being so she can rejoin her lover.

And she's told that she needs to become human, live as a human, die as a human. Over and over again until she is worthy to join her hunter in the honmoon.

"And even then," she is warned. "It may be for nought. You may arrive and find that your hunter has chosen the wheel again and that the threads of her soul will have been weaved into the tapestry of a thousand other creatures."

"I am willing to risk that," she says.

"You may not keep your memories while you are mortal," she is warned. "You will only remember your full life after you have passed through to this side again. You must live your lives without knowing why you have sacrificed your immortality."

"Then I will live as mortals do," she says.

"This will change you," she is warned. "Who you become may not be who she fell in love with. Who you become may not love her back."

"Such is the path love can take," she says.

And seeing that she will not be swayed from this path, the gods grant her request. Her body dissolves back into the universe and her soul is reborn for the first time.

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would Seongho get himself a new motorcycle once things stabilized and his business is going okay now so he and Rumi aren't struggling much anymore (totally not me trying to set up a scenario where the first time Miyeong sees Seongho on a motorcycle (pre-reveal), she blurts out "I want to ride you" before correcting herself that she meant "I want to ride with you, on your motorcycle")

//wheeze//

I don't think so. Because he has a kid now and if he gets anything, it'll need two seats. And with not being an idol, buying a motorcycle just for himself just seems too indulgent.

He does drive one of those little kei trucks though:

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How would Miyeong, Thirdlight and Kyung-sun each react if they found out Celine has a motorcycle (if he has one) and what's the first thing that would come out of their mouth

Ooh okay so Miyeong and Third already knew that Celine (Seong-ho) had a motorcycle because that was one of the first things Celine purchased when they got their first paychecks.

Now Miyeong didn't say anything because her thoughts were decidedly not family friendly nor appropriate to say to your co-worker/beat friend. Third, just went, "wtf Celine, you do know that they call those donorcyles for a reason right?"

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You’ve posted about Celine struggling wi the alcohol after the idol awards. You’ve posted about Celine fighting a ton of demons on Jeju island by herself and getting seriously injured the night of the idol awards. And a ton of people hold the headcanon that she would barely eat post the idol awards. Why not combine all the Celine post canon self-punishment blenders?

Celine gets hurt by demons the night of the idol awards. Celine patches herself up, but due to the fact that she struggles with alcohol and malnutrition after this night the wounds won’t heal properly. Celine won’t go the the hospital because mega depression of hurting Rumi. And she’s just in a bad state.

I’m sure you can make this more painful than I could :)

Okay someone else started the blender this time but I'm not saying no.

All those things lend heavily to each other, and are probably the perfect domino effect

I was actually thinking about a similar concept, but kinda starting from where you left off. The girls, but Rumi especially, being hesitant to go see Celine following what happened. The few texts they do get from her don’t indicate anything is wrong, so they fall back into a “we’ll talk eventually” mentality. Fuelled by not really wanting to open that can of worms and assuming things about Celine’s mental fortitude, they procrastinate in reaching out.

And then something happens and they realize Celine was not ok. Like in the “she never should have been left alone” kind of not ok. And in the face of this event that could have resulted in the loss of their mentor, two things happen: guilt, because their assumptions about Celine had been wrong and they realize she’s been quietly drowning alone this whole time; and in Rumi’s case, a bit of a speed run in forgiveness.

It’s not that she suddenly forgives Celine for everything, but the revelation that Celine had been so hurt by what happened that night shifts her line of thinking. She left the tree believing Celine didn’t love her, but now she sees stark evidence to the contrary. Nothing about this is healthy but she can see the self destructive drive and the wallowing in the guilt of what Celine did. Rumi can recognize it because it’s similar to what she was like. But more importantly, this wakes her up to the realization that Celine is human, and human lives are not permanent. At any given moment they can be taken away, and the longer she waits to reconcile the more chances something like this happens.

Celine survives this but she very possibly could not have. She could have died alone and in pain and believing Rumi wanted nothing to do with her.

And that’s the thing that scares Rumi the most.

I genuinely think the girls have slotted Celine into the stoic mentor box and just assume that Celine will be fine because Celine is always fine (Celine only projects that she's fine; Celine hasn't been fine in decades).

And something big has to happen to Celine before their thinking shifts.

(And in an all hurt, no comfort au, that shift happens to late. Celine never wakes back up. She dies thinking Rumi and the girls want nothing to do with her and that they would be better off without her.

Rumi and the girls are left with regrets and everything they never got a chance to say. And the memory of whatever their last thoughts (maybe entirely uncharitable thoughts) towards Celine were before they found out she wasn't ever going to open her eyes again.)

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Seong-Ho out here trying to live his best life, but the Honmoon(*cough* us *cough*) won't let him.

Seong-ho is out here just trying to raise his child and be a small business owner but the honmoon keeps throwing baby hunters at him and Miyeong and Third keep stalking him and the grannies keep trying to get him to hook up with their granddaughters/daughters;

And he can't mention this to anyone because their reaction will 100% be, "oh no, you've got beautiful women being thrown at you, you poor, poor man, what a tragic problem to have."

(When things have finally calmed down and he's chatting about this period of his life to Miyeong and Third, Third just starts laughing hysterically because wow, he got himself trapped in a harem anime.)

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yo for the dispatch au I'm thinking zoey has those gauntlets similar to Wasabi from big hero 6 but she's able to shoot them out like Go Go Tomago from the same movie

Oh yeah.

I'm sort of thinking of a mix between gauntlets and the fistigons from Runaways.

(Zoey being the tech guru in this, engineering her own tech and outfit)

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Started playing Dispatch and started mulling over a superhero AU for KPDH and some ideas I had;

  • Rumi is one of those science experiment lab kids made by some evil science corporation/super villian (think CADMUS or like Weapon X program), rescued by a team of heroes and is slowly learning to be a person
  • She's like a clone of Miyeong (a hero) that's been crossed with a demon to try to make a weapon. Probably has like some sort of control chip/brainwashing to make her obey

Ooh okay okay okay comic nerd brain working!

Zoey’s dad being a supervillain + her having no powers —> Chase from Runaways-style, she’s stolen her dad’s tech and is using that?

Poking at what kind of powers Mira has… my instinct is torn between something very physical (she is the one carrying a polearm of this bunch) and something in the psychic umbrella—did you have thoughts?

I’d also be curious as to what the exact goal of Rumi’s creators was—is her mind control just, like, send her into a killing rage a la Weapon X, or are we talking a more sophisticated type of vibe?

Runaways mentioned!

  • But yes, Zoey's dad being an evil tech guy (well, more obviously evil tech guy) who's daughter stole his stuff so he sends a team of superheroes after her thinking they'll return her and his tech (and maybe those heroes are on his payroll? But someone higher up steps in and sends her to Jeju instead so these heroes are just waiting for an opening.)
  • Gauntlets that shoot out energy knives? Or like metal disks?
  • Mira has a lot of insecurities around her aggression so maybe something tied to that? Like a power tied to her aggression (like maybe fire? Some sort of solar flare ish power?) that her parents would provoke her into using against their enemies and then criticize her for how much she overused it or something.
  • So she ends up with the same hangups and maybe she's suppressed her aggression so much that her powers are significantly weakened.
  • I think the goal (because this is ultimately a Gwi-ma supervillian project) is to essentially create a supersoldier and eventually, an army so he can take over
  • I'm imagining Rumi mind control is more of a kill switch type command where Rumi just collapses so they can black bag her and shove her back into like...a re-education chamber.
  • I'm also thinking Rumi having some kind of sonic powers but I'm not super attached to the idea
  • She would share the same power as Miyeong though
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For the deadbeat miyeong au, would there ever be a scenario where Rumi just decide not to go train under miyeong and thirdlight? Like she decides early on that she doesn’t want to be around the women who abandoned her mom or that the world that scorned her mom didn’t deserve her efforts to protect them from demons ? Or would Celine attempt to get her to pursue it ?

I don't think so. At least not in a scenario where demons and the honmoon exists. Because Celine doesn't have the space or time to dedicate to training the new generation and there is the small issue of a demon invasion being bad for *everyone,* Celine included.

So even in the cases where Rumi is *extremely* angry at the world, she would at least try to become a hunter for the sake of Celine.

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what if zoey's dad was part of gwi-ma's organization in the dispatch inspired super hero au?

Oh that was sort of my thought tbh. Like Gwi-ma is the secret head of this international supervillian crime ring and there's branches reaching across the entire world.

And Zoey's dad would have been one of the local heads (probably controlling LA or the West Coast of the US) which grants him enough power to have people chase her to Korea but not enough to pose that big of a threat until she's older and ends up back in California for some reason. And then everyone finds out just how much power he has on hia turf.

(Like maybe he manages to kidnap Zoey's mom or something to draw her out.)

Started playing Dispatch and started mulling over a superhero AU for KPDH and some ideas I had;

  • Rumi is one of those science experiment lab kids made by some evil science corporation/super villian (think CADMUS or like Weapon X program), rescued by a team of heroes and is slowly learning to be a person
  • She's like a clone of Miyeong (a hero) that's been crossed with a demon to try to make a weapon. Probably has like some sort of control chip/brainwashing to make her obey

you know I cant help but imagine that at least one old lady saw single dad celine working at this flower shop and decided "yep this nice young man is my new grandson".

It would be funnier if multiple older members of his clientele with nothing better to do got way to invested in his love life.

I know from experience that there are two things old ladys love: nice young men and GOSSIP.

I can only imagine the trio and a gaggle of old ladys trying to stop the sls reunion.

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Oh the grannies see this young, single father who's clearly good with his hands and very devoted to his young daughter and just go....he needs to be married immediately. Ideally to my granddaughter.

So now Seong-ho is fielding multiple grannies who are very good customers and are also entirely too interested in his love life/lack of a love life.

Like yes, granny, your granddaughter is very pretty, and oh she's <prestigious career here>? You must be very proud. ...no granny, I really don't need her number.

At least one granny just set up a blind date for him without actually telling him (very awkward for all parties involved).

(Also imagining the grannies sabotaging each other's efforts as if they on military campaign)

Then the duo shows up and a truce is called because *clearly* the Duo is the common enemy and must not be allowed to gain a foothold 😡

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Flower Dad Seong-Ho, but add Miyeong coming back to pay child support,

Miyeong: Third, I can't find her.

Third: Bitch what do you mean you can't find her!?!?

So they can still feel that Celine is alive and well through the Honmoon, but now the Duo is on a wild goose chase to find her and deliver the back child support. Maybe they think Celine left Korean entirely?

Seong-Ho and the girls are living in complete and blessful ignorance of the ongoing pandemonium.

The honmoon just keeps leading them back to this one flower shop owned by this hot guy that looks like the male version of Celine and they come to the completely reasonable conclusion that this man is Celine's brother or something.

("You don't know that, maybe that's Celine's husband or something," Miyeong says, looking like she's going to be ill.

Third rolls her eyes. "You're only saying that because that's your type, Mimi. I don't think Celine would be that self absorbed.")

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Single Dad Celine Au

Celine and Insuk(Zoey's Mom), sick of being harassed by the Duo, arrange for them and the girls to spend a few days at the flower farm during their school break.

The first and second days are perfect, the girls play outside all day and take turns picking moives to watch at night. Celine and Insuk have a bit of space to talk about their relationship and have some one-on-one time. Everyone gets a chance to relax without having to worry about the Duo dropping in on them.

The trouble starts on the second night. Celine is helping the girls settle in for the night when he feels it. All around the farm, there are tears in the Honmoon. The girls feel it too, and Insuk is given a rude awakening to the fact that demons are real and there is a hoard of them here for them. Celine, though years out of practice, draws his weapons and, with a song on his lips, jumps into the frey to protect his family.

Cut to Miyeong and Third, who had returned to the city to talk to Flower Man. When they find his shop completely close two days in a row, they decide to cut their trip short and head back to Jeju Island after one last night in the city. They feel the tears too and start booking it in their direction. Only to discover Flower Man's farm under siege and Flower Man wielding Celine's weapons and singing Celine's songs and somehow still standing despite being beaten to a bloody pulp. The Duo helps finish off the rest of the demons, and only when Flower Man(Celine?) collapses to the ground, and Insuk and the girls come bursting out of the house towards him.

(Sorry for the long ask.)

The voice is unfamiliar but the three of them fall into a harmony that they haven't known for more than a decade. Demons fall before them and the honmoon stitches back together faster than it has any right to; as if it were waiting for this moment.

And for this one moment, it's as if they were complete again.

Then their song fades and Seong-ho collapses to his knees, the only thing keeping him from falling onto his face being Miyeong and Third holding onto his shoulders.

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Single Dad Celine Au

Celine asks Zoey's mom on a date cause he likes her and wants the Duo to leave them alone.

The Duo have to decide on what's more important, using this opportunity that the parents being away gives them to try and talk to the girls or crashing the date because they want that florist carnally.

//wheeze//

Or, consider, the girls deciding that they're going to spy on Celine and Zoey's mom on their date.

The Duo going to talk to the girls and accidentally crashing the date.

The girls are in awful "disguises", the Duo are also in awful disguises.

Celine glaring at both tables whenever Zoey's mom is distracted; Zoey's mom being completely oblivious to what's going on until Celine goes to the restroom, sees Zoey waving at her. And then Zoey's mom is trying to distract Celine from noticing that their kids are being So Much right now, not realizing that Celine is trying to distract *her* from noticing the kids and the duo.

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Seong-ho was nervous. His hands were sweaty and he felt the air get knocked out of his lungs any time he looked directly at his date. She was wearing a pretty yellow sundress, freckles scattered like stars across her bare shoulders and small round face. She was smiling at him from across the table, and he had to look away to stop a blush from spreading up his neck. His eyes landed across the Ramyeon shop on a smaller figure with similar freckles and impish smile. Zoey grinning and clapping looking at his table, and next to her was his daughters.

Zoey had on fake glasses and a mustache, Rumi had a hoodie on where she was trying to hide her purple hair and Mira seemed to try the least hard to be inconspicuous by wearing one of his ball caps. The kids had followed them on their date. Great to know that he could indeed feel more nervous and embarrassed.

🥺 she kept the jersey

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"Old is right." Seong-ho doesn't mean for the words to slip from his mind.

Miyeong narrows her eyes at him. She looks as if she's amused but Seong-ho, even now, even after all this time, can tell she's not from the pinch in her brow and the way her smile is just on the edge of being too tight.

Your dead beat au has such evil rumi potential. Like she wants to be a hunter, but more for celine than anything else. To save the world? What has the world ever done for her?

All the world ever did was tear down the only person who ever loved her, whose only sin was not wanting to kill her. What about it is worth saving?

The sunlight duo were going to kill her for existing because of her bio mom's mistake. The fans? This rumi would know how vicious and fickle the fans are compared to canon rumi. Years of watching celine pretend it didn't hurt when even after 15 years her reputation is a mean spirited joke. Why should rumi risk her life for the people who would tear her down the moment she stumbles?

Even Zoey, who is probably the sweetest person rumi ever met, can't resist dragging celine's name through the mud. Maybe she doesn't know better, but why does that make it okay?

I could see this rumi deciding to break the honmoon on purpose without intending to make another one. The world put celine through hell, why not give them the hell they deserve

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Rumi, who has just finished ranting to Celine about how everyone deserves to be eaten by demons and why shouldn't she just let huntrix fail? Even the girls who are *supposed* to be her soulmates can't resist making jabs at her eomma (not that they know who she is but do they have to be so rude to a single mom?)

And Celine just feeling her heart ache because her little girl, who she tried so hard to protect from that part of the world and who she tried to teach that the world isn't awful and that most people will be kind if you give them the chance, is hurting so much that she wants to burn the world and everyone in it.

So after she talks Rumi down ("Rumi-ya, your poor dear mother would like to not be eaten by demons.") she finally dials the number she's been avoiding thinking about for the last fifteen years just so she can yell at *her* two supposed soulmates about how they're treating her daughter.

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