Just Trying To Get By

hymen-restoration-project:

Kermit the frog just lets Miss Piggy fuck whoever she wants but he has to sit on the cuck stool, sadly jerking his felt green felt cock at a rate of about point three jerks per minute, and if that isn’t true magical girl power that I don’t know what is. Blessed are the divas for they will inherit the mirth. 🍆🤏

leresq:

“gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances”

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

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dwm-official:

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fgrobichiko:

elbiotipo:

effemimaniac:

fuckyeahcoelacanths:

membraneshock:

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

we are in the midst of a true Real One

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

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feralratbitesu:

miyoriia:

you know you can be a girl right? hey. you know you can be a girl right? you would be cute as a girl. hey. you know that you would be cute as a girl right?

this is what broke my egg so to speak. on a routine walk home from the bus stop with a girl that lived on my block who one day casually dropped “yknow i think ud be prettier as a girl” and then before i could even reaxt she shot me dead with “i should kidnap u and turn u into a girl” and i nearly collapsed on the spot. i do not remember anything that happened over the following 3 days. at some point after that i came out the other side and knew what i had to do

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schofielded:

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website “IMDb” (I am DB)

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plaguedocboi:

stiickleback:

does anyone have that one drawing of a greyhound from like the 1920s or whatever please please please i need it the one where it looks like a single piece of forlorn wire i need it

Is this your boy

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dovesndecay:

yesornopolls:

Joe Rogan compares Trump's ICE to Hitler's Gestapo: 'Is that what we've come to?'

Podcast host Joe Rogan noted that there were similarities between the Nazi Gestapo and President Donald Trump's use of Immigration and Custo

Raw Story

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tinybardblue:

i draw some critters ok? you will like this ok?

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hannahorca:

Creature details ✨

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