sandmandaddy69:

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ancientbread:

dogpuppy:

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weaselle:

zoesupreme:

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

as a kitchen dweller this is 100% my preferred configuration

big cooking sessions are a ven diagram that makes a circle of “Do Not Enter My Cooking Space” and “Please Hang Out and Talk with Me”

also, this is sort of similar to Shotgun Duties in a car - on a long kitchen trip Kitchen Chair should be in charge of music, and be available for such things as “can you hand me that towel?” and “oh thanks for refilling my drink” … and of course watching out for cops

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rottingfacade:

Drunk as hell flying a zeppelin because it doesn’t count as operating heavy machinery

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squeakitties:

galgorithm:

Collecting

these are bugs

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apocalypse-arising:

cicadaland:

topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who’s deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

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sensiblereblogifposts:

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

gleerant:

gleerant:

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don’t want to meet the librarian.

Reblog if you have met the librarian

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shencomix:

THAT IS NOT “✨💖BABYGIRL💖✨”

THAT IS AN

EXTREMELY

and I want to be clear on this

EXTREMELY TRAUMATIZED

42 YEAR OLD MAN

hymen-restoration-project:

I’m about to smoke the weeeed

murphymakestherules:

mumblesplash:

i-scan-your-poems:

wonderwyrm:

tenaciouswritingdragon:

c-h-a-n-d-ra:

c-h-a-n-d-ra:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

c-h-a-n-d-ra:

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

favourite additions

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

full scansion:

– ◡ ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / –
hope is a / weapon / hope is a / skill
– ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / –
hope is a / plant you can / care for or / kill
– ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / –
hope is a / discipline / something you / choose
– ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / –
hard to stop / looking for / easy to / lose
– ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / –
hope isn’t / something to / have or to / take
– ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / –
if you can’t / find it it’s / something you / make
– ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / –
make it from / willpower / make it from / spite
– ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / –
learn how to / weaponize / love in a / fight
– ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / –
hope is a / shield and a / thing to de/fend
– ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / –
end in it/self and a / means to an / end

metrical form: dactylic tetrameter catalectic
rhyme scheme: AABBCCDDEE
other notes: Line 1 replaces the second dactyl with a trochee. There is arguably a caesura after the second foot of each line: it’s the point at which the line 1 irregularity occurs and it’s often a sense break.

hello! poem author here. i am in love with you if that’s ok

Holy fuck I’ve been looking for this for a year now thank you for reposting!

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