ghostcrows:

Me when I’m old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don’t need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post….

ugotme-g-u-i-l-t-y:

fagstaynight:

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

noodles-07:

everything I hate about ai and love about wikipedia on one image

slunch:

angelnumber27:

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

spreadassholesdotorg:

rockdistributor100:

rockdistributor100:

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

You Will Grab Me
Wont You?

gaytanic-panic:

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

Only good tiktoker is that cat w the big wide head that sits with its elbow up on the table with a stern grouchy expression and a drink

lonelyroommp3:

the thing is in hindsight i do think the hipster vs fandom blog dichotomy was a completely real and true phenomenon because to this day i will come across a social media post, youtube video, trend forecast article, etc that namedrops “2013 tumblr” and with the absolute bare minimum of context clues you can IMMEDIATELY tell whether they had a soft grunge blog or whether they were yelling about their ovaries exploding in the reblogs of a benedict cumberbatch gifset and it is ALWAYS one of those two extremes