"there's no platonic explanation for this" y'all need to talk to an aromantic person. They will make anything platonic.
I know this has been said so many times in so many words but it is never any less infuriating that we never seem to have basic social services money but we always have fucking war crime money

fucking evergreen post I guess
*draped seductively over the couch* draw me like one of your minecraft youtubers
*holding shift while standing on oak stairs* draw me like one of your minecraft youtubers
yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me
Today’s mood. We’ll try again tomorrow.
its pretty amazing that when a cat is on you or on a table its pretty big but when a cat is on the floor its actually really small
Also how cats are pretty light until they walk on your chest and then they're the heaviest animals of all time