theshitpostcalligrapher:

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most of us are radioactive at this point, I’d bet

text: This blog is not a place of honor

pedophilia gay sex theft stealing rioting inside job racism sexism transmisogyny misogynoir not using my turn signal arson murder and jaywalking

theghostofachilles:

turnstileskyline:

slime monster obama: my jello americans

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charaznablescanontoyota:

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MetaFiction is an Interstitial 2e hack about finding out you’re inside a work of fiction, on top of being forced to play a death game for the entertainment of mysterious Patrons. The playtest edition is now public on itch - please check it out and tell your friends!

This is a MONSTER document with 16 playbooks and many, many pages of additional rules (and even secrets), and I am very excited for people beyond my social sphere to get to see what I’ve been tinkering with for the past ~1.5 years :)

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narrettwist:

midwinterhunt:

hot artists don’t gatekeep

I’ve been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of “how to draw” videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can’t make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here’s a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

Homie gonna share this

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lesbiassoon:

musashi:

redpandarascal:

zevveli:

soapdispensersalesman:

There was a website called StumbleUpon. You clicked a button and you'd get redirected to some random website on the Internet ran by some random person about some random thing or community. https://t.co/6hoZA5hs4g  — SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) July 8, 2023ALT

I can’t stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 ½, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 ½ were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - “Press the Bored Button and be bored no more.”

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - “Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet” (not really a rebrand, it’s a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - “These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you).”

Marginalia - “This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren’t aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed.”

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found-in-retro-game-mags:

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Expressions People Use When They Lose a Game (Electronic Fun with Computer and Games #5, Mar. 1983)

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cumplanecrash:

shang qinghua will really say shit like “everything i do is for you my king” and be amazed when his king takes that romantically

theladymisandry:

redsunrisinginthesky:

afieldinengland:

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You CANNOT hide these in the tags @injuries-in-dust

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wormofmouth:

kitstacean:

anger-birb:

memewhore:

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Im gonna shill for Marie Kondo again but this is why I find her books (yes, books, the TV show is fun but ultimately misses a lot of the core ideas) so good.

A lot of home org advice fully misses this aspect. Kondo not only acknowledges it, but leans into it. And ultimately this helps motivste me to keep my space tidy - it’s really hard to me to keep on the nebulous goal of self-care, but much easier to get up and put things away if I envision my salt and pepper grinders as like, retail workers who are now standing in an empty shop (my dining table) and just wanna go home (the spice rack where they live).

Normie tidying process: that heater should be put away for summer! I mean, I’m not gonna need it

Me: well it’s just chilling and also I can’t be arsed.

Kondo: that heater has done a good job keeping you warm over winter and now it should get to go have a rest in the cupboard

Me: !! Sabbatical for my heater!! Thank you for your service sir and have a very nice break!

just saw a tiktok or something where the person was saying they did this and they were on a hike and they were like “i managed to get myself to go on this hike because i promised my boots we would go” and its like. OH YEAH. THAT.

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istascha:

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

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jeeyonshim:

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an editor’s job is to keep you humble

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c3rmendraws:

Please remember that adopting a hellhound is not just a lifelong commitment, but afterlife long commitment as well.

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theshitpostcalligrapher:

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they… they squeak?

text: Babies are like mice

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