I'm a big fan of airhorn bullshit

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv “haha sorry ive never done this without help before… can you show me how to do this?” the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

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p-haliaetus:

(sexting for the first time) i love you

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schofielded:

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website “IMDb” (I am DB)

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sunriseinorbit:

i’m at the combination bob ross baseball sailor moon

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dogpuppy:

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thememedaddy:

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pjharvey:

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

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fangirltothefullest:

qcharlie:
please god watch this right now
The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they’re going for in each segment its GREAT.

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kosmogrl:

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