unfortunately i do think i am in fact doomed forever but at least there’s movies and music and idk probably some other things too

a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason "damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

i wonder what they're gossiping about

had to draw them

I really don't draw their beach outfits enough and this shall change 😋

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I gotta say some yanderes can with me... hahaha My darling Misa being a cute creep

I categorize my mutuals not by intimidation factor but of "mutuals i cannot disappoint" and "mutuals that i can disappoint"

as long as you're mine

POTS is so fucking ridiculous like ah fuck shit sorry it’s a little too warm in here so i’m about to look like i’m having a category five medical emergency. but really i’m all good. also to prevent it i just have to lower the temperature but not too much and also make a quick stop by the X-axis for like five minutes. i’m like a tempermental plant if it was cunty. do you guys hate me

Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

they should make a website like Tumblr but instead of posts everyone who logs on gets fifty dollars and you can log on multiple times per day you can just log on whenever you want and you get $50 each time