mbdtfpt2:

ihateladygaga:

my foot has been hurting for a week and ive been limping a bit i feel like dr house

shigraki:

jupiterscorpse:

shigraki:

jupiterscorpse:

lets all just start posting about diary of a wimpy kid

You got the chese touch!! Lol

Lol! *blows up your house*

bathroomcube:

bathroomcube:

sick fuck

cylo:

funny-tik-toks:

so enchanted by this fella, i had to draw him

corrodedparadox:

ALT

Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay

pocketdogs:

hey guys check out this fish i found on the sidewalk

nohoperadio:

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

notahorseindisguise:

“its a living” <- guy who has a job it hates

“its'a living!’ <- dr mario frankenstein

segamascott:

hungrymilliek:

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

persianmom-deactivated20251026:

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

beardedmrbean:

cetitanhasmoved:

cetitanhasmoved:

I’m out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

pansyfemme:

i dont even have to be friends with a girl to want her to dump her boyfriend

glamdyke:

easily top ten worst sentences of all time

stop-entropy-lie-down:

yo mama so self-explanatory