“this meeting could’ve been an email” but instead it’s “this ship war could’ve been a threesome”
i think we need more toxic friendships in media. I’ve had enough of your romance. make them worse. make them best friends. make their friendships’ quality inscrutable.
They keep stroking my armour lasciviously and asking to see my ‘other’ sword
I don’t have TIME I’m literally on a QUEST
So we all agree the sith inquisitor has mental issues, all SI ocs i have seen did. So can you imagine how funny that would be if they had auditory hallucinations before the ghosts. Can you just imagine being like damn i usually don’t hear this kind of thing. Oh well probably the usual. And then your body almost explodes because these particular voices were the ghost you bound to your already fractured mind.
in some ways i love “power imbalance” ship discourse. it’s like watching dude bros debate power levels. you’re trying to turn an extremely complex and nuanced scenario into crunchable numbers. i think that’s why so many people are fixated on age gaps tbh. and then often they fail hilariously because they’ll be like “well, it’s a five year age gap between adults, so that needs to be addressed–” and then not even consider the insane dynamic of (check notes) dating your direct commanding officer with mind control powers in a fantasy military setting