Dan. 38. He/Him. Masshole. UMass Amherst alumni . Gay. Nerd. Chonky. Pokémon Trainer. Horror. Animals. Anime. Hellaverse.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I need to kiss a hot mans happy trail
Fit check
Pokémon Puzzle Challenge (2001)
who wants to see a deeply cursed item that I need with every fibre of my terrible and sticky being
so that’s just a ring, right? A wee froggy ring! Nice! Lovely!! He’s got a crown, how sweet.
But he has a secret.
WOAH little froggy butthole!
But wait…………………. there’s more. You turn him around and BAM:
He’s a prince with his dick and balls fully out. Just right there.
And he can be yours for the low low price of £1,440.36 🐸
biblically accurate clowder of cats